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I hate my job toilet paper and toothbrush. Funny gift.

For those that don't like sports but want to be supportive. Go team. You can do it.

WTF

Some holy smack talk for you all...

Text says "I'm Not Cranky I Just Have A Violent Reaction To Stupid People".

This funny cute t-shirt is the perfect gift for who loves unicorns. To a lazy friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend. Featuring the phrase I Just Need To Be Dramatic. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

The classic joke of who is on first with all the names. Explain the joke with a picture.

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

Funny, cool saying about the rules of eating banana! If do not want to feel embarrassed and misunderstood so Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana. Cool gift for those who have dirty mind and want to make people laugh. Surprise your boyfriend or girlfriend with this hilarious, humorous shirt. They will be impressed when they receive such gift! Wear this t-shirt on your gathering with friends and make them smile.

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Another baseball original by TeeCreations. Great for the baseball lover on your gift list. Perfect for the baseball mom, player, dad, coach or fan who lives and breathes baseball.

Ya could have been sweet. No nutritional value.

Be brutally honest, you didn't want to come!

Natural Science reptiles novelty design for dads, brothers, women, men and children. Alligators see you later, Crocodiles see you in a while.

Design is a cat in a box, with the words, "Tell Schrodinger That I'm Out & That I'm Coming For Him!". Schrodinger's cat, physics humor, nerdy, geeky.

My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

To all those delightful oddities out there.

For the non sports fan who wants to be supportive. Go Sports. Do the thing. Score the points.

This is a funny design that says " sometimes i have to tell myself 'it's not worth the jail time'" with an image of handcuffs

Not everyone knows where they are going.

Famous funny quote from boxing legend Mike Tyson

HONK design

There's just none. No crying... ever! So matter what, keep those tears inside. No! I dont care if you were just hit in the head by a 100mph pitch. There's no crying!!! Stop it!!!

FUNNY QUOTES T-SHIRT

Life is Hard. Live Like You're Going to Die. Because You Are. A funny quote about life and death, with a happy reaper skeleton and a shiny colorful rainbow. Be happy! Or sarcastic...

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

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Unleash your playful side with our statement piece, "If You Let Them Shenan Once, best believe they'll shenan again." Dive into a collection of witty apparel featuring recurring shenanigans, perfect for those who appreciate humor-infused, unique fashion.

Maybe not the first, maybe not the second, but I'm trying my best

It's true.

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Don't mind me. I'm just waiting for the meds to kick in.