Object Merch

Description: Laugh at a haunted, talking beach with zero logic. Perfect for weird ocean lovers and paranormal humor fans. Makes a great gift for skeptical swimmers and x-files beach bums.

Description: Find Yourself Funny Hidden Character Meditation Vintage

Description: Vintage typewriter keys capture.

Description: An hourglass rendered in expressive white ink brushstrokes, featuring a recognizable glass form and flowing sand through flowing monochrome lines in a clean minimalist composition. The generous use of negative space creates a refined time illustration that stands out beautifully on dark backgrounds. A timeless white ink object design for admirers of expressive monochrome artwork, vintage instruments, and minimalist illustration. Suitable for apparel, accessories, stickers, and home décor.

Description: Love letter tiles on a funky pattern.

Description: Cute vintage film camera.

Description: A man with curly brown hair, wearing a light brown button-up shirt, is shown from the back, reaching into a geodesic dome. Inside the dome is a complex geometric object. Behind him, a stylized cityscape with tall buildings and clouds is visible. The bottom of the scene features three horizontal stripes: orange, yellow, and blue.

Description: A trio of floating balloons.

Description: Guitar's headstock abstract.

Description: A vintage-style key rendered in expressive white ink brushstrokes, featuring a simple shaft, decorative bow, and recognizable old-fashioned key form in a clean minimalist composition. Textured brushwork, broken edges, and generous negative space emphasize the familiar object against dark backgrounds. A vintage object design for key enthusiasts, collectors, antique object lovers, vintage décor enthusiasts, and admirers of expressive monochrome artwork. Suitable for apparel, accessories, stickers, notebooks, mugs, and home décor.

Description: A charming cartoon illustration of a brown bear sitting in a forest setting, holding a green object.

Description: Vintage party balloons.

Description: Chess pieces still life.

Description: This retro-inspired design features a classic flying saucer hovering over a suburban home with the humorous warning, 'Beware the Neighbors They're From Venus.' Perfect for fans of vintage sci-fi, ufology, and extraterrestrial mysteries during World UFO Day celebrations.

Description: This minimalist design features a classic white alien head with the bold statement "Not From Your Planet." Perfect for fans of ufology, extraterrestrial encounters, and anyone who feels a bit out of this world.

Description: This humorous design features a classic grey alien enjoying a mug of human tears with the text Abducted By Morning. It is a perfect quirky look for sci-fi fans and extraterrestrial enthusiasts celebrating World UFO Day.

Description: A humorous scene featuring a raccoon proudly holding a found item, embracing classic trash panda behavior with a school twist.

Description: Object 279 is a Soviet experimental cross-country tank with protection from the effects of a nuclear explosion. The tank did not go into the series, but it is one of the most unusual tanks ever built in the world. Design for tank lovers

Description: Vintage typewriter keys capture.

Description: A striking graphic features a group of four light pink Grey aliens with large dark eyes surrounding a single huddled human figure in a blue celestial space environment.

Description: Celebrate the mystery of the unknown with this classic flying saucer hovering over a dark forest. A perfect design for paranormal enthusiasts and believers celebrating World UFO Day.

Description: This humorous design features a cool extraterrestrial in sunglasses with the text 'Bro It's Not That Deep.' Perfect for sci-fi fans and UFO enthusiasts who love a good laugh and a touch of cosmic attitude.

Description: This humorous design features a satellite orbiting Earth with a sarcastic take on the search for extraterrestrial beings. Perfect for fans of science fiction and ufology who appreciate a bit of space-themed wit.

Description: Delicate fallen feathers still life.

Description: Cute British icon decorations.

Description: Sliced tomatoes on a plate.

Description: A striking digital illustration of a surreal TV Head character. The design features an anime-style girl in a navy blue school sailor uniform with a large red bow, but with a vintage television set for a head. The screen displays a hypnotic purple static pattern against a radial background. This artwork perfectly blends cyberpunk aesthetics with weirdcore and object head character design. Ideal for fans of surrealism, retro tech art, and edgy anime fashion.

Description: Guitar Pick Music

Description: Two ice lollies with sprinkles.

Description: A row of popsicles.

Description: A humorous retro-style design featuring a flying saucer abducting a startled cow into the night sky. Perfect for fans of alien conspiracies, vintage sci-fi, and extraterrestrial humor.

Description: Show off your extraterrestrial spirit with this minimalist UFO abduction graphic. Featuring a flying saucer and the phrase 'My Ride Is Here,' it's the perfect choice for sci-fi fans and ufology believers.

Description: This humorous retro-style design features a cool three-eyed alien with heart sunglasses and a peace sign. Perfect for fans of extraterrestrial life and sci-fi, it playfully suggests visiting Neptune instead of our crowded planet for World UFO Day.

Description: This humorous design features a sassy green alien wearing pink sunglasses while scrolling through a laptop. Perfect for World UFO Day, it captures a funny extraterrestrial take on human interaction.

Description: The Retro UFO T-shirt combines nostalgia with a touch of mystery. 🛸✨ The shirt showcases a retro-style illustration of a classic unidentified flying object (UFO). Imagine a sleek, silver disc hovering against a starry night sky. The design captures the intrigue and wonder associated with UFO sightings from the past. Emblazoned across the shirt is the phrase “未確認飛行物体” (pronounced “mikakunin hikou buttai”). Let’s break it down: “未確認” (mikakunin) means “unconfirmed”. It’s the kind of word you’d find in X-Files episodes or conspiracy theories—the stuff that keeps us guessing. “飛行物体” (hikou buttai) translates to “flying object”. It’s the catch-all term for anything airborne, whether it’s a bird, a plane, or something more mysterious. 👽👕

Description: Design from 2020.