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Snake Witch Magnet
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Description: I will fly to her on my enchanted pitcher of snakes

Tags: fairy tales, witch

Snake Witch Magnet

by Old Wives

$3.75 $4.75

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Main Logo Hoodie
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Description: Shh.

Tags: fairy tales

Main Logo Hoodie

by Old Wives

$32 $42

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Quail Wife Hoodie
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Description: Sometimes you see a quail and you just know it's going to be your wife.

Tags: fairy tales

Quail Wife Hoodie

by Old Wives

$32 $42

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The Devil's Beating His Wife - Sunshower Badger Rug Beater Shorts

Description: Clever retro cartoon illustrating a literal take on the classic southern sunshower idiom: a cheeky badger in a red devil costume beating dust out of a hanging rug right where bright sunshine meets a localized rain cloud, captioned "The Devil's Beating His Wife." A witty conversation starter for weather nerds, southern folklore enthusiasts, and lovers of regional slang.

Tags: country humor, devil costume, devil horns, folksy sayings, honey badger

The Devil's Beating His Wife - Sunshower Badger Rug Beater Shorts

by Fisheyed Graphics

$21 $27

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On the Might of Princes 13 Cheers for Beer and Bullshit Socks
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Description: On the Might of Princes 13 Cheers for Beer and Bullshit

Tags: caboose, emo, for meg, go fuck yrself, manhasset

On the Might of Princes 13 Cheers for Beer and Bullshit Socks

by Freedom Haze

$14 $20

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On the Might of Princes As Long as She Doesn't Smoke Shorts
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Description: On the Might of Princes As Long as She Doesn't Smoke

Tags: caboose, emo, for meg, go fuck yrself, manhasset

On the Might of Princes As Long as She Doesn't Smoke Shorts

by Freedom Haze

$21 $27

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City Slickers - Alternative Movie Poster Phone Case

Description: City Slickers - Alternative Movie Poster

Tags: first wives club, the hangover, anger management, the 40 year old virgin, city slicker movie

City Slickers - Alternative Movie Poster Phone Case

by MoviePosterBoy

$17 $23

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DWC Drunk Wives' (Dynamic Women's) Club Posters and Art

Description: Do you belong to a group of flocked up loyal women? If so, this pretty pink flamingo design is for you.

Tags: 70s, 80s, classic toys, drunk wives club, family

DWC Drunk Wives' (Dynamic Women's) Club Posters and Art

by Slightly Unhinged

$10 $14

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DWC Drunk Wives' (Dynamic Women's) Club Sticker

Description: Do you belong to a group of flocked up loyal women? If so, this pretty pink flamingo design is for you.

Tags: 70s, 80s, classic toys, drunk wives club, family

DWC Drunk Wives' (Dynamic Women's) Club Sticker

by Slightly Unhinged

$3.00 $3.50

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Frog and a Scorpion Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Frog and a Scorpion

Tags: aesop, fable, folklore, frog, frog and the

Frog and a Scorpion Baseball T-Shirt

by TheUcb06

$19 $26

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