Old Wives T-Shirts

Description: I will fly to her on my enchanted pitcher of snakes

Description: Shh.

Description: Sometimes you see a quail and you just know it's going to be your wife.

Description: This humorous design features bold distressed typography perfect for a man who loves his partner. It makes a cheeky anniversary or birthday present for a husband who enjoys a good laugh.

Description: Clever retro cartoon illustrating a literal take on the classic southern sunshower idiom: a cheeky badger in a red devil costume beating dust out of a hanging rug right where bright sunshine meets a localized rain cloud, captioned "The Devil's Beating His Wife." A witty conversation starter for weather nerds, southern folklore enthusiasts, and lovers of regional slang.

Description: On the Might of Princes 13 Cheers for Beer and Bullshit

Description: On the Might of Princes As Long as She Doesn't Smoke

Description: City Slickers - Alternative Movie Poster

Description: Do you belong to a group of flocked up loyal women? If so, this pretty pink flamingo design is for you.

Description: Frog and a Scorpion