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from contact with people.

Tags: antisocial, cynicism, humor, people, sarcasm

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I got cynical T-Shirt

by Snark Central

$22

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It's a bubble

Tags: sarcasm, cynical, sarcastic, humor, joke

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Cynical T-Shirt

by Saturn Garden

$22

Diogenes - Cynic Philosophy - Honest Man T-Shirt

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Diogenes was trying to find an honest man by shining his lantern at people's faces smelling like old dog. Not the best tactic, but having this cool design definitely sounds like a better idea.

Tags: socratic, cynicism, ancient greece history, historian, life of virtue

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Diogenes - Cynic Philosophy - Honest Man T-Shirt

by DeWinnes

$22

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He's had enough of those #*%& darn @#$% clankers.

Tags: skywalker, soldier, guardian, alien, universe

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Cynical Rex T-Shirt

by Creative Mechanics

$22

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internet

Tags: 2nd amendment, abortion, bull shit, climate change, election 2020

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internet T-Shirt

by GrumpyDog

$22

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I can't keep up

Tags: sarcastic, snark, weird, sarcasm, quotes

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No matter how cynical I get T-Shirt

by Snark Central

$22

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Perfect for the person who has no tolerance for stupid questions.

Tags: cynical, funny, humor, movies, mpaa

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Rated S for Sarcastic T-Shirt

by GloopTrekker

$22

Optimistically Cynical Oxymoron Fun T-Shirt

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Optimistically Cynical Oxymoron Fun: For the person that likes to keep people guessing what exactly they mean! A good gift on a t-shirt, a hat, and many other items.

Tags: optimistically cynical, cynically optimistic, mixed message, optimistic, funny mixed messages

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Optimistically Cynical Oxymoron Fun T-Shirt

by KLS-Saginaw

$22

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Generation X — the forgotten, misbegotten children of history. Late Cold War kids, they witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of the Digital Age, and the death of the Post-Cold War dream. Independent, cynical, and disaffected — they are DEFINITELY up to something.

Tags: 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, cynical

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GEN-X - SLANG GUIDE T-Shirt

by Carbon 13 Design Bureau

$22

Carlin on the universe and humanity T-Shirt

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“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.” ― George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

Tags: george carlin, humor, quote, standup, cynical

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Carlin on the universe and humanity T-Shirt

by Daniel

$22

Better Grab Your Dumbrella - It's Really Stupid Out There Today T-Shirt

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Better Grab Your Dumbrella - It's Really Stupid Out There Today

Tags: funny, sarcasm, cynical, humour, stupid people

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Better Grab Your Dumbrella - It's Really Stupid Out There Today T-Shirt

by Naves

$22

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You can and should recycle many things but some things are just trash (or rubbish if you live in the UK or Australia). Tell people you do your own thing with this tongue-in-cheek design: Your opinion is trash.

Tags: cynical, dark humor, dark humour, deadpan, dont care what you think

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Your opinion is trash T-Shirt

by PlanetSnark

$22

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cynical unicorn funny quotes

Tags: cute, demotivational, demotivational quote, funny, humor

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cynical unicorn T-Shirt

by gh30rgh3

$22

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For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I'm Actually Not Funny. I'm just Really Mean and People think I'm Joking” design on your favorite apparel and gifts

Tags: cynical, humorous, satire, funny, dry

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I'm Not Actually Funny T-Shirt

by Chris Bradshaw

$22

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Cynical cat; cynical humor. Sarcastic, scornful cat. "Couldn't give a damn". Great design for the cat lover / owner.

Tags: cat, cat lover, cat lover gift, cat mom, cat owner

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Cynical cat; cynical humor T-Shirt

by Country Gal

$22

Carlin quote on cynicism and idealism T-Shirt

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“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” ― George Carlin

Tags: sarcasm, funny, idealist, george carlin, comedy

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Carlin quote on cynicism and idealism T-Shirt

by Daniel

$22

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to establish an alibi

Tags: cynical, antisocial, sarcasm, humor, snarky

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I'm just here T-Shirt

by Snark Central

$22

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it's a bubble

Tags: alternative, band, rock

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Cynical T-Shirt

by Saturn Garden

$22

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Whatever; cynical humor. Typography, cut out letters. Ransom-style font. Colorful, witty, retro.

Tags: cynical, funny gift, funny saying, funny slogan, humor

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Whatever; cynical humor T-Shirt

by Country Gal

$22

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Fleabag horrible feeling quote

Tags: dark, funny, perverted, morally bankrupt, bad

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Fleabag Horrible Feeling T-Shirt

by HeardUWereDead

$22

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"I don't tip because society says I have to ". Humorous quote and ordinary character portrait were mixed on the design.

Tags: 90s vintage, sarcastic saying, cynicism, pop art, drawing

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Cynical Humor T-Shirt

by Raimondi

$22

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Not for religiously sensitive persons icon.

Tags: atheism, chapel, con artist, fresco, icon

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iCon T-Shirt

by TenomonMalke

$22

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Clinical Cynical

Tags: apparel, coronavirus, appart, nihilism, eyes

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Clinical Cynical T-Shirt

by appart

$22

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For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Before you criticize some, you should walk a mile in their shoes” design on your favorite apparel.

Tags: quotes, attitude, funny, cynical, hilarious

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Before You Criticize T-Shirt

by Chris Bradshaw

$22

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For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I Don't Like Morning People. Or Mornings. Or People.” design on your favorite apparel.

Tags: morning, witty, attitude, cynical, wisecrack

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I Don't Like Morning People T-Shirt

by Chris Bradshaw

$22

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These sarcastic and humorous designs will get a laugh and turn heads

Tags: popular

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I'm Having A Sarcasm Sale Today T-Shirt

by OffTheDome

$22

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These sarcastic and humorous designs will get a laugh and turn heads

Tags: popular

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Today Isn't Your Day T-Shirt

by OffTheDome

$22

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For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Of Course Your Opinion Matters. Just Not to Me.” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

Tags: contempt, funny, hilarious, criticism, sarcasm

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Your Opinion T-Shirt

by Chris Bradshaw

$22

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Show your witty side with this unique design!

Tags: classic, communism, cynical, funny, harpo

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Chico Marxism T-Shirt

by GloopTrekker

$22

In A Rich Man's House There Is No Place To Spit But His Face - Diogenes of Sinope, Quote, Philosopher T-Shirt

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"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face" - Diogenes of Sinope

Tags: quote, socialist, ancient greece, philosopher, history

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In A Rich Man's House There Is No Place To Spit But His Face - Diogenes of Sinope, Quote, Philosopher T-Shirt

by SpaceDogLaika

$22

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Show your emotions.

Tags: illuminated, sharing, back catalog, feelings, anger

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Illuminate your emotions T-Shirt

by Salty Siren Studios

$22

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For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “And yet, Despite the look on my face, you're still talking” design on your favorite apparel.

Tags: satire, cynicism, despite, look, face

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Despite the Look T-Shirt

by Chris Bradshaw

$22

Evolution of man : nuclear blast T-Shirt

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evolution of man will be ended by nuclear explosion but life will start again.

Tags: evolution of man, human evolution, idiocracy, dark humor, nuclear waste

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Evolution of man : nuclear blast T-Shirt

by Manikool

$22

Rated Gen X: Retro Nostalgia - Sarcasm, Nostalgia, and Cynicism T-Shirt

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Rated Gen X: Contains strong sarcasm, mild nostalgia, and frequent cynicism. Some Material May Be Inappropriate for Millennials. Boomers Strongly Cautioned. The perfect gift for that Gen X birthday, Christmas, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

Tags: 80s, cynical, funny gift, funny quote, funny saying

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Rated Gen X: Retro Nostalgia - Sarcasm, Nostalgia, and Cynicism T-Shirt

by Iron Ox Graphics

$22

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What did you DO?

Tags: snark, pagan, snarky, atheist, heresy

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Your God DIED for your sins T-Shirt

by Snark Central

$22

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Different, not necessarily.

Tags: flippant, ironic, irony

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Different, the same. T-Shirt

by MagPye

$22

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