Parasitic Merch
Description: Parasitic (Pa-Ra-Si-Ti-C) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Protactinium, Radium, Silicon, Titanium, and Carbon!
Parasitic (Pa-Ra-Si-Ti-C) Periodic Elements Spelling Tote
by Periodic Tees
$14 $20
Abominable Putridity Parasitic Metamorphosis Sticker
by Sunburn studio
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Commemorate overcoming a parasitic infection with this Cyclospora Survivor 2026 design. Perfect for Cyclospora recovery and foodborne illness awareness.
Cyclospora Survivor 2026 Parasitic Infection Recovery Awareness Mug
by lametafisicadeitubi
$13 $18
Abominable Putridity Parasitic Metamorphosis Death Metal Baseball T-Shirt
by Artelaria
$19 $26
Description: You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce! If you survived river crossings, broken wagon axles, and questionable hunting trips, only to be defeated by a suspicious salad... this design is for you. Inspired by the legendary retro trail game and today's unforgettable food safety headlines, "You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce" is the perfect mashup of pixel nostalgia, dark humor, and produce-induced paranoia. Whether you're a fan of classic computer games, internet memes, or just appreciate an absurd joke, this design is sure to get knowing laughs (and maybe a few people checking the expiration date on their lettuce).
Description: You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce! If you survived river crossings, broken wagon axles, and questionable hunting trips, only to be defeated by a suspicious salad... this design is for you. Inspired by the legendary retro trail game and today's unforgettable food safety headlines, "You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce" is the perfect mashup of pixel nostalgia, dark humor, and produce-induced paranoia. Whether you're a fan of classic computer games, internet memes, or just appreciate an absurd joke, this design is sure to get knowing laughs (and maybe a few people checking the expiration date on their lettuce).
Description: Two TMNT villains in one. The brain of Krang and the Strength of Shredder. Krang takes over Shredders body using his gross and rarely discussed parasitic ability.
The brain of Krang and the Strength of Shredder Magnet
by JENNEX
$3.75 $4.75
