Parzival Merch
Description: The High 5 of Oasis. Parzival & Art3mis & Aech & Sho & Daito.
Parzival & Art3mis & Aech & Sho & Daito. Kids T-Shirt
by inner coma clothing co
$13 $19
Description: OASIS (Ontologically Anthropocentric Sensory Immersive Simulation) is a MMOSG (massively multiplayer online simulation game) created by James Halliday and Ogden Morrow of Gregarious Simulation Systems (GSS), formerly known as Gregarious Games. It completely revolutionized the entire of gaming and made up for all of GSS' 10-or-so years of lost revenue they spent creating it. It costs only 25 cents to use and operate, as well as buy, but in-game vending, teleportation, fuel, and almost everything else costs real-world money, which was represented by game money, or "credits."
Description: Are you Ready Player One to celebrate Ogden Morrow's 73rd birthday, at his OASIS-based, zero-gravity nightclub, The Distracted Globe? Then this print is for you!
The Distracted Globe - Ready Player One Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by redbaron_ict
$17 $24
Description: I din't know about you, but I'm tired of corporate losers trying to find those keys, and I really need a T-Shirt to say so for me, because I am a little socially awkward and not much fun at parties. Plus I saw someone else wearing one and it went great with their bag. Oh, did you read that post on that message board about what they're doing in sector 10? I was gonna go, but my dad cut my Oasis feed because I told him he doesn't get me and he could eat a raw, live porcupine for all I care. So anyway, um, buy one, or whatever.
