Parzival T-Shirts
Description: The High 5 of Oasis. Parzival & Art3mis & Aech & Sho & Daito.
Parzival & Art3mis & Aech & Sho & Daito. T-Shirt
by inner coma clothing co
$16.50 $24
Description: OASIS (Ontologically Anthropocentric Sensory Immersive Simulation) is a MMOSG (massively multiplayer online simulation game) created by James Halliday and Ogden Morrow of Gregarious Simulation Systems (GSS), formerly known as Gregarious Games. It completely revolutionized the entire of gaming and made up for all of GSS' 10-or-so years of lost revenue they spent creating it. It costs only 25 cents to use and operate, as well as buy, but in-game vending, teleportation, fuel, and almost everything else costs real-world money, which was represented by game money, or "credits."
Description: Travel to Oasis in this Ready Player One shirt to find all the easter eggs. You will travel with Parzival, Aech, Art3emis, Daito and Sho in this amazing T-Shirt in the shape of a key. 3 Keys = 3 Easter eggs. Find them all and become the master of Oasis.
Description: I din't know about you, but I'm tired of corporate losers trying to find those keys, and I really need a T-Shirt to say so for me, because I am a little socially awkward and not much fun at parties. Plus I saw someone else wearing one and it went great with their bag. Oh, did you read that post on that message board about what they're doing in sector 10? I was gonna go, but my dad cut my Oasis feed because I told him he doesn't get me and he could eat a raw, live porcupine for all I care. So anyway, um, buy one, or whatever.
Description: Get your hands on this Drewbacca exclusive design. Wear a conversation piece among envious eyes or give the best gift someone will ever receive! (Ok, maybe not the best, they might have been given a lightsaber or a puppy at some point, but it'll still be pretty cool!)
