Cerebus Posters and Art Prints

Description: Page one from Cerebus #1, recreated in 2023 by Dave Sim based on the original 1977 page, also by Dave Sim.

Description: Cerebus the three headed dog from Hades. Can you see all three heads?

Description: "Star Trek fans are nerds" writing in Elf-ish, from Lord of the Rings. (I say Elf-ish, because it isn't translated into Elvish words, but each letter is converted.) ((And I don't even know if it says "Star Trek fans are nerds" because I didn't do the converting, and the guy who did is dead. So it COULD say "Star Wars fans are nerds". Or "Deep is the suede that mows like a harvest." I wouldn't know, I'm not a nerd...)) (((I've seen a naked lady.))) ((((In real life!)))) 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim (who has seen a real naked lady too...multiple times...)

Description: Throw some shade in the nerdiest fight in existence. This MIGHT say "Star Trek fans are nerds" in Lord of the Rings Elf-ish (it's not translated from English to Elvish, it's converted from the english alphabet to the elvish one.) ((And I'm not even sure what it says, because I didn't do it, and the guy who did is dead.)) (((It MIGHT say "Star Trek fans are nerds", but it might say "Star Wars fans are nerds". It MIGHT say "Deep is the suede that mows like a harvest". I honestly am not sure anymore...))) 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim, who doesn't know what it says either...

Description: Show your support for Cerebus the Aardvark in any and all elections. Also: popularity contests, awards competitions, and decisions on who to eat first when trapped in the Andes with your football team... All profits go to Dave Sim.

Description: NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA Batvark! Relive the '666 Phenomenon! It's Batvark-Mania all over again! Who could forget Adem East's Iconic portrayal of the Darkest Knight Detector? And the classic Guest Villains: Sid Caesar as The Jackanape! Agnes Moorehead as The Feline Female! Meredith Baxter Birney as The Nun! Ernest Borgnine as the Conundrumer! And all the rest... Teamed with Tony Dow as his young ward and partner, Titmouse, Batvark fought a never ending battle against every B-list actor that didn't have a regular gig in the late 1960s. Impress your friends! Impress total strangers with a common interest in Nostalgic television!

Description: Cerebus' head. On stuff. All the money goes to Dave Sim. Image copyright Dave SIm (used with consent.)

Description: From the pages of EPIC Magazine, it's Young Cerebus! Drawn by Dave Sim, with a Background and Colour (they're Canadians, it's "colour"...) by Gerhard. 50% of the profits go to Dave Sim the rest goes to Gerhard.

Description: It's Joe Cerebus VS Donald J. Cerebus! What septuagenarian will lead the Infernal Realms for the next 4 years?!?

Description: It's the Cerebus in Hell? logo. Proudly explain to everyone you meet just what the @#$% Cerebus is and why he's in Hell(?)... All profits go to Dave Sim.

Description: From the covers of Dave Sim's Cerebus in Hell? Show the world that you don't need it's approval! Based on the old symbol of comics censorship "Approved by the Comics Code Authority" logo (bizarrely owned by the anti-censorship Comic Book Legal Defense Fund.) All profits go to Dave Sim.

Description: Inspired by the classic EC Comics horror covers, it's the distressed variant to Dave Sim's other cover to the remastered Spawn #10. (THIRD BASE!) 25% of the profits goes to Dave Sim 25% goes to David Birdsong 25 % goes to Sean Robinson and the other 25% goes to Benjamin Hobbs (who's getting married and has to pay for a wedding...)

Description: I think the title says it all. From Dave Sim's Cerebus the Emily. Like the shirt is in the comic. Crazy, right?

Description: Cerberus just got a heck of a lot more intimidating.

Description: Fresh from the remastered Spawn #10, it's Dave Sim's logo and art for "Crossing Over". In White! 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

Description: Fresh from the cover of Hermann #1 (available from finer comic book shops the last Wednesday of December) It's Hermann in all his Rorschach #1-Parody-cover-glory! Designed and conceived by Benjamin Hobbs, all the profits go 100% to Dave Sim (get your own store Hobbs...).

Description: What the huh? A Black suited Spider-Vark? When is this coming out? What's that? Matt Dow was just screwing around and made this? It's NOT gonna be in an issue of Cerebus in Hell? anytime soon? So, if I buy this I'm getting in on the ground floor? This is one of them "Double-bag-ultra-rare-exclusive-first-appearance-never-gonna-get-another-shot-at-cashing-in-on-this-again" kind of things? I better buy two! (All the profits go to Dave Sim, who says, "Black is slimming...")

Description: From the cover of Batvark: PENIS (Virgin variant), comes Batvark! Surprisingly, all proceeds go to Dave Sim, and not to a scammy cartoon character...

Description: Version 3(?) of the Spider-Vark! Now with logo and figure on the same side. Impress your friends! Irritate your enemies! Confuse your family! Remember: With Great Power comes SCORING HEAVY WITH THE BABES!!! All profits go to Dave Sim.

Description: Inspired by the classic EC Comics horror covers, it's the distressed variant to Dave Sim's other OTHER cover to the remastered Spawn #10. (THIRD BASE!) 33% of the profits goes to Dave Sim 33% goes to David Birdsong and the other 34% goes to Benjamin Hobbs (who's getting married and has to pay for a wedding...)

Description: The Logo for the home of Aardvark-Vanaheim, publishers of Cerebus the Aardvark, the Off-White House! Fool everybody that you work there. Nobody can check...(Dave isn't on the internet, and doesn't even answer the phone. And if they do question you somewhere, just say you were the colorist on Neil the Horse... Nobody can disprove it. Trust me...)

Description: It's the cover of Hermann #1 (HRM Edition) in all his Rorschach #1-Parody-cover-glory! Designed and conceived by Benjamin Hobbs, all the profits go 100% to Dave Sim (Hobbs gets all the money from the HRM Editions, so it's fair....).

Description: Taking inspiration from the classic Herb Trimpe cover for the first ever G.I.Joe : A Real American Hero Comic cover (Marvel, 1982). Featuring characters that appear alongside Shepherd in the game Mass Effect 2 : Jacob, Miranda, Thane, Samara and cameo by Mordis and as always, my favorite, Garrus.

Description: One of the drawing prompts for Drawlloween was Hydra. Wanted one that no one would ever think of harming.

Description: Dave Sim's the Cockroach swears "REVENGE!" Let every follower of the Red Claw know that their Day of Judgement is at hand! Punch 'em inna face! Kick 'em inna stomach! Beachfront Condominiums for EVERYBODY!!!

Description: Straight out of the pages of Dave Sim's Cerebus the Aardvark (well...not really, this is a sketch.) comes THE MOONROACH!

Description: Listen, we don't have any clue what this is about, but Manly Matt Dow said "upload this!" and a steady gig is kinda hard to come by in this economy. So here's "Strictly Terrestrial". What does it mean? No clue. Manly was cackling when he gave it to us. Maybe it's a "F-U" to the billionaire junior Space-Men who think they're gonna colonize the universe. Wear it proudly as you buy stuff off Amazon, or post on Twitter. Or maybe you're an alien who needs an easy disguise? We don't care as long as the check clears...

Description: The Logo for the home of Aardvark-Vanaheim, publishers of Cerebus the Aardvark, the Off-White House! Fool everybody that you work there. Nobody can check...(Dave isn't on the internet, and doesn't even answer the phone. And if they do question you somewhere, just say you were the colorist on Neil the Horse... Nobody can disprove it. Trust me...)

Description: Let everybody know that no matter how the election turned out, it's not your fault, you voted for Lord Julius's goat. (This makes sense if you've read Dave Sim's High Society graphic novel...)

Description: Commie Martyr Che Iguana. You remember him from High School History class, right? Well, SOME of us weren't nursing hangovers... Anyway, here he is in a wearable form. As noted historian Ron Essler said: "to those who will never follow in his footsteps, submerged as they are in a world of cynicism, self-interest and frantic consumption, nothing could be more vicariously gratifying than Che's disdain for material comfort and everyday desires." All the profits go to Manly Matt Dow, because it's his design... (Upgraded to a better design.)