Gatekeeper Posters and Art Prints
Description: Gozer was originally worshiped as a god by the Hittites, Mesopotamians, and the Sumerians around 6000 BC. Gozer was genderless and could assume any form it wanted. Gozer had two trusted minions – themselves worshiped as demigods – that were harbingers of destruction and primary agents for its arrival: Vinz Clortho, The Keymaster and Zuul, The Gatekeeper.
Description: About the Design... Perfect for network engineers and technicians or anyone working with the networks, whether they're local or wide. Network engineers are the gatekeepers to the Internet, and they should be celebrated, and what better way than with this funny tee. Reads - Gatekeeper to Internet Problem Solver Trusts No One Requires Coffee NETWORK ENGINEER Warning: Have a complex love/hate relationship with cables Labeled as such because ninja network whisperer not an “acceptable job title” Caution: To avoid injury do not tell this person how to do their job 100% organic Rated R for language
Description: Gozer the Traveler, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Sloar! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you! - Inspired by the Key Master: Vinz Clortho monologue from the original Ghostbusters is now avaialble on t-shirts, stickers, and more!
Description: A black background with white text and golden accents. The top features icons representing 'Gatekeeper to Internet', 'Problem Solver', 'Trusts No One', and 'Requires Coffee'. The central text reads 'NETWORK ENGINEER'. Below, it includes phrases like 'Rated R for Language', 'Has a Complex Love/Hate Relationship with Cables', '100% Organic Caution', and 'Network Whisperer'.
Description: Hold your breath energy while I capture images and question everything. Contrast dye sarcasm squad member since day one. Positioning error specialist learning daily. Radiology dark humor apprentice status. X-ray vision still not included sadly. Assistant lead apron folder and radiologist whisperer in training. Patient positioning pro. Chaos coordinator mode: always on.
Description: Hold your breath energy while I capture images and question everything. Contrast dye sarcasm squad member since day one. Positioning error specialist learning daily. Radiology dark humor apprentice status. X-ray vision still not included sadly. Assistant lead apron folder and radiologist whisperer in training. Patient positioning pro. Chaos coordinator mode: always on.
Description: Gozer Industries "Gatekeeper Security" is the premiere security service around. Established in 6000 B.C., there simply isn't any other company that has been around this long. We will guard your gates and keep out intruders by any means possible. No exceptions, no questions asked. ;) *GET YOURS TODAY. AND PLEASE SHARE WITH ALL YOUR GHOSTBUSTING FRIENDS AND SOCIAL MEDIA*
