Gatekeeper Pillows
Description: Gozer was originally worshiped as a god by the Hittites, Mesopotamians, and the Sumerians around 6000 BC. Gozer was genderless and could assume any form it wanted. Gozer had two trusted minions – themselves worshiped as demigods – that were harbingers of destruction and primary agents for its arrival: Vinz Clortho, The Keymaster and Zuul, The Gatekeeper.
Description: “Are you a god?” You’re certainly feel like one in this t-shirt! The Traveler has come, and he’s dressed to kill! Based on the bas relief design on top of Dana Barrett’s building at 55 Central Park West in the movie “Ghostbusters”, this shirt features a depiction of architect/doctor/cultist Ivo Shandor, with Gozer minions Zuul and Vinz Clortho at his sides and frenzied cultists at his feet.
Description: About the Design... Perfect for network engineers and technicians or anyone working with the networks, whether they're local or wide. Network engineers are the gatekeepers to the Internet, and they should be celebrated, and what better way than with this funny tee. Reads - Gatekeeper to Internet Problem Solver Trusts No One Requires Coffee NETWORK ENGINEER Warning: Have a complex love/hate relationship with cables Labeled as such because ninja network whisperer not an “acceptable job title” Caution: To avoid injury do not tell this person how to do their job 100% organic Rated R for language
Description: Gozer the Traveler, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Sloar! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you! - Inspired by the Key Master: Vinz Clortho monologue from the original Ghostbusters is now avaialble on t-shirts, stickers, and more!
Description: A black background with white text and golden accents. The top features icons representing 'Gatekeeper to Internet', 'Problem Solver', 'Trusts No One', and 'Requires Coffee'. The central text reads 'NETWORK ENGINEER'. Below, it includes phrases like 'Rated R for Language', 'Has a Complex Love/Hate Relationship with Cables', '100% Organic Caution', and 'Network Whisperer'.
Description: Clever cat-themed design featuring an orange cat sitting in a doorway while a hand desperately asks it to make a decision. With scratches, dramatic meows, and the message “Scream to open the door, then stay in the doorway forever,” this perfectly captures the ridiculous behavior of cats who demand a door be opened only to immediately refuse to go through it.
