Gatekeeper Tapestries
Description: Gozer was originally worshiped as a god by the Hittites, Mesopotamians, and the Sumerians around 6000 BC. Gozer was genderless and could assume any form it wanted. Gozer had two trusted minions – themselves worshiped as demigods – that were harbingers of destruction and primary agents for its arrival: Vinz Clortho, The Keymaster and Zuul, The Gatekeeper.
Gatekeeper and KeyMaster Dog Training Tapestry
by MindsparkCreative
$23 $30
Description: About the Design... Perfect for network engineers and technicians or anyone working with the networks, whether they're local or wide. Network engineers are the gatekeepers to the Internet, and they should be celebrated, and what better way than with this funny tee. Reads - Gatekeeper to Internet Problem Solver Trusts No One Requires Coffee NETWORK ENGINEER Warning: Have a complex love/hate relationship with cables Labeled as such because ninja network whisperer not an “acceptable job title” Caution: To avoid injury do not tell this person how to do their job 100% organic Rated R for language
Funny Network Engineer Gatekeeper of Internet Tapestry
by NerdShizzle
$23 $30
Description: Gozer the Traveler, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Sloar! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you! - Inspired by the Key Master: Vinz Clortho monologue from the original Ghostbusters is now avaialble on t-shirts, stickers, and more!
Description: A black background with white text and golden accents. The top features icons representing 'Gatekeeper to Internet', 'Problem Solver', 'Trusts No One', and 'Requires Coffee'. The central text reads 'NETWORK ENGINEER'. Below, it includes phrases like 'Rated R for Language', 'Has a Complex Love/Hate Relationship with Cables', '100% Organic Caution', and 'Network Whisperer'.
Network Engineer Gatekeeper Problem Solver Tapestry
by lauren dephyls studio
$23 $30
moebius chair in alien mictlan gatekeeper ecopop Tapestry
by Jorge Lebeau
$23 $30
Description: A funny supernatural movie parody for fans of 80s comedy, paranormal chaos, and very specific questions about who exactly is the Gatekeeper. A RetroMeowster Original - Paws in Claws out!
Are You the Gatekeeper? – Funny Ghostbusters Keymaster Shirt Tapestry
by Retro Meowster
$23 $30
Description: Owl Samurai Night Bird Gatekeeper. Japanese Owl Warrior for Japan culture fans, bird lovers, and martial arts enthusiasts. This guardian spirit animal represents wisdom and strength.
Owl Samurai Night Bird Gatekeeper Japanese Owl Warrior Guardian Tapestry
by MochiBlock
$23 $30
Description: Hold your breath energy while I capture images and question everything. Contrast dye sarcasm squad member since day one. Positioning error specialist learning daily. Radiology dark humor apprentice status. X-ray vision still not included sadly. Assistant lead apron folder and radiologist whisperer in training. Patient positioning pro. Chaos coordinator mode: always on.
Description: Hold your breath energy while I capture images and question everything. Contrast dye sarcasm squad member since day one. Positioning error specialist learning daily. Radiology dark humor apprentice status. X-ray vision still not included sadly. Assistant lead apron folder and radiologist whisperer in training. Patient positioning pro. Chaos coordinator mode: always on.
Description: A supernatural movie-inspired design for fans who know exactly what to ask before letting anyone into the apartment. A RetroMeowster Original - Paws in Claws out!
Are You the Keymaster? – Funny Ghostbusters Gatekeeper Shirt Tapestry
by Retro Meowster
$23 $30