Python Merch

Description: WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Description: TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

Description: You'll Soil Your Armor

Description: Almost the Full Monty

Description: It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

Description: The perfect gift for reptile lovers! This cute pet design features a ball python surrounded by humorous text such as “wow” and “very snek”. This design makes a great gift for reptile moms and dads, animal lovers, friends, and family.

Description: The last dinner of Brian

Description: Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

Description: Drawing of a snake on a couch

Description: Five lines of Python code. 'Never' ... 'gonna' ... 'give' ... Watch your friends and coworkers freak out as they finally decipher your shirt. Geek shirts have never been so much fun.

Description: Python (P-Y-Th-O-N) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Phosphorus, Yttrium, Thorium, Oxygen, and Nitrogen!

Description: it's just a flesh wound

Description: “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

Description: You Have Died.

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Description: The Holy Grail Tour

Description: A Silly Pixel Art Adventure

Description: Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Description: Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

Description: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Description: A Python logo design for the lovers of Python who can also love to speak in Python.

Description: Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

Description: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail

Description: I'm invincible!

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Description: Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Galahad: Oh, yeah? Robin: Mangy Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you!

Description: The meaning of zen of python can only be understood by Python programmers. Python is unique and unlike anyother programming language. We have took some of the most famous of the zen of Python and put all of them together to make this Python coding design. Readability counts, simple is better than complex -- complex is better than complicated, namespaces are great etc.

Description: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Description: Sir Bedevere : ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. King Arthur : This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Description: The perfect gift for snake lovers! This cute pet design features a ball python with 5 stars and the text, “Ball Pythons: A review. Ball Pythons are very nice 5 stars”. This design makes a great gift for reptile lovers, snake moms and dads, friends, and family.

Description: This isn't my shirt it's a false one.

Description: Tis But a Scratch

Description: I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot Trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a Hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!

Description: A cute ball python curling up into a ball

Description: monty python