Restroom Merch
Description: Hopefully we will have gender neutral restrooms everywhere as the list of dead fascists keeps growing. Rest in piss, you miserable fascist scum. So far we've got Christopher Columbus, Adolf Hitler, Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, Augusto Pinochet, Margaret Thatcher, John McCain, George H.W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, and it looks like Henry Kissinger will be join the dirt pile soon <3
Description: A cute and hilarious design featuring an adorable smiling toilet paper roll with the phrase “Sorry I'm Late, I Was Pooping.” Surrounded by a cheerful rainbow, flowers, and kawaii-inspired details, this playful artwork blends bathroom humor with charming cartoon style. Perfect for fans of silly jokes, quirky memes, and lighthearted comedy.
Description: Bring some laughs to the cleaning routine with this funny "I Clean Toilets" design featuring a pink toilet brush and sparkling accents. A playful graphic perfect for housekeepers, janitors, custodians, professional cleaners, housekeeping staff, cleaning crews, and anyone who appreciates lighthearted cleaning humor. Great for work, everyday wear, or as a fun gift for someone who keeps everything spotless.
Description: Announce your impending bodily functions with this graphic design featuring a digital loading bar and a cheeky warning sign, perfectly crafted for notorious pranksters and lovers of juvenile comedy. This vibrant layout adds a layer of casual absurdity and playful warning to your weekend aesthetic, making it an excellent conversation starter for family gatherings, gaming marathons, or delivering a lighthearted prank to your siblings. Find this silly bathroom statement on comfortable activewear, oversized coffee mugs, and durable stickers to showcase your unserious energy with brilliant contrast.
Description: Bold retro artwork featuring the phrase “I Was Having Explosive Diarrhea Before It Was Cool.” The composition combines a vintage toilet, an oversized comic explosion cloud, atomic-style orbit lines, lightning bolts, distressed textures, and large old-school lettering. The visual theme suits fans of bathroom humor, toilet jokes, sarcastic sayings, absurd comedy, gross humor, and exaggerated retro illustrations. Orange, cream, yellow, and black details create a vivid appearance against dark solid colors. An unconventional design centered on outrageous restroom comedy and nostalgic graphic style.
Description: Announce your impending bodily functions with this graphic design featuring a digital loading bar and a cheeky warning sign, perfectly crafted for notorious pranksters and lovers of juvenile comedy. This vibrant layout adds a layer of casual absurdity and playful warning to your weekend aesthetic, making it an excellent conversation starter for family gatherings, gaming marathons, or delivering a lighthearted prank to your siblings. Find this silly bathroom statement on comfortable activewear, oversized coffee mugs, and durable stickers to showcase your unserious energy with brilliant contrast.
