Rian Johnson Merch
Description: an amazing writer/director and here is each of his films in the style of their opening (or closing) credits, from Brick to Wake Up Dead Man
written & directed by Rian Johnson (updated through 2025) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by JEPedersen
$16 $24
Description: Rian Johnson, the writer and director of this mess, needs to be hunted down, dragged into space, and fed to a thousand mynoks. His attempt at creating a Star Wars classic, The Last Jedi, turned out to be nothing more than a steaming pile of Bantha dung…at best. At worst, this was the most unforgivable violation of what the Star Wars franchise has been and should be since George Lucas’ cowardly and pathetic re-edit of Han vs. Greedo. Han shot first. Fact. And Rian Johnson should never have been given any part of the Star Wars legacy beyond a movie ticket and a bucket of popcorn.
Description: Rian Johnson, the writer and director of this mess, needs to be hunted down, dragged into space, and fed to a thousand mynoks. His attempt at creating a Star Wars classic, The Last Jedi, turned out to be nothing more than a steaming pile of Bantha dung…at best. At worst, this was the most unforgivable violation of what the Star Wars franchise has been and should be since George Lucas’ cowardly and pathetic re-edit of Han vs. Greedo. Han shot first. Fact. And Rian Johnson should never have been given any part of the Star Wars legacy beyond a movie ticket and a bucket of popcorn.
Description: This tee has been ruined in all possible ways by Rian Johnson and the hacks at Disney. Design by Asthetik Design.
Rian Johnson Ruined This T-Shirt (dark) Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Rogue Squadron Podcast
$16 $24
Description: "I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this donut. And yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A donut hole in the donut's hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the donut hole has a hole in its center. It is not a donut hole at all, but a smaller donut with its own hole. And our donut is not whole at all!"
Alpha Industries | Knives Out Glass Onion (Chest Pocket Variant) Sticker
by huckblade
$3.00 $3.50
