Rian Johnson Socks
Description: Rian Johnson, the writer and director of this mess, needs to be hunted down, dragged into space, and fed to a thousand mynoks. His attempt at creating a Star Wars classic, The Last Jedi, turned out to be nothing more than a steaming pile of Bantha dung…at best. At worst, this was the most unforgivable violation of what the Star Wars franchise has been and should be since George Lucas’ cowardly and pathetic re-edit of Han vs. Greedo. Han shot first. Fact. And Rian Johnson should never have been given any part of the Star Wars legacy beyond a movie ticket and a bucket of popcorn.
Description: Rian Johnson, the writer and director of this mess, needs to be hunted down, dragged into space, and fed to a thousand mynoks. His attempt at creating a Star Wars classic, The Last Jedi, turned out to be nothing more than a steaming pile of Bantha dung…at best. At worst, this was the most unforgivable violation of what the Star Wars franchise has been and should be since George Lucas’ cowardly and pathetic re-edit of Han vs. Greedo. Han shot first. Fact. And Rian Johnson should never have been given any part of the Star Wars legacy beyond a movie ticket and a bucket of popcorn.
Description: "I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this donut. And yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A donut hole in the donut's hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the donut hole has a hole in its center. It is not a donut hole at all, but a smaller donut with its own hole. And our donut is not whole at all!"
