Rufus Firefly Merch

Don't forget about Rufus Firefly. he may fix your car but he has no qualms about bashing your head in and taking you inside the "House Of 1000 Corpses" for one pretty crappy night.

President Of Freedonia!

"You are a brave man, cross the lines, and remember that while you are out there risking your life, we will be in here thinking about what an idiot you are."

“The last man nearly ruined this place he didn't know what to do with it. If you think this country's bad off now, just wait till I get through with it!” Original fan art design of “Freedonia”. Rufus T. Firefly is ready for war in this Duck Soup tribute to Pablo Picasso’s “Guernica”. Painting features Groucho, Harpo, Chico, (dressed as Groucho) and Zeppo Marx accompanied as usual by a dismayed Margaret Dumont under siege in the middle of the Freedonian battle field.

Hail! Hail! Freedonia!

Freedonia vs Sylvania

Freedonia Seal

Hail! Hail! Freedonia!