Safe Sex Merch

Description: Christine The Celibacy Chicken here reminding everyone “don’t be a fool cover your tool”

Description: Ask your doctor if Sarcasm is right for you.

Description: I Practice Safe Deckss. Humorous quote design suitable for adults. Amusing message for both men and women.

Description: Some people are childfree, surgical contraception can be a birth prevention and control method for them. Maybe you have too many kids and you think it's time to stop? Permanent birth contraception is a solution for you! Vasectomy gifts for your friend, family member or beloved one, who had this surgery and now shoots blanks.

Description: Remember the "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats? Well, now you can "Get Your Safety On" with this great new tee. Remind your employees (or your date) that safety is the first priority. The next time you say, "Hey, watch this!" check your shirt first. Be daring, be fearless, but don't be stupid...get your safety on.

Description: Hot Vax Summer

Description: No Means No ! Retro Faded Style Design