Seats Merch

Description: Off the top rope with a folding chair! Some idiots f'd around and found out the hard way. Being a jerk and ganging up on one person because you think you can get away with it is a shortcut to getting konked on the noggin with a folding chair, wrestling style. 'Round these parts, we don't condone violence but we do condone self-defense. If someone rolls up on you with violence, let 'em know they can have several seats.

Description: What we saw from the cheap seats.

Description: You might need to calm the f*ck down! Inspired by Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Description: John and Sherlock in their iconic 221b Baker Street chairs just lounging about.

Description: Upper Deck Forever!

Description: A funny “My Office Has 72 Seats and Wheels” design made for proud school bus drivers who know their workplace is anything but ordinary. A great gift for bus driver appreciation, birthdays, retirement, back-to-school season, or an end-of-year thank-you.

Description: I PEE ON TOILET SEATS

Description: Two seats, one great adventure. Off road 4 wheel driving in these go anywhere machines with a great friend. Does it get any better.

Description: A minimal typography design, of the gen z slang take several seats, in white text. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: A top-down view of a stylized white race car. The car features a large red 'M' emblem on its hood, red interior seats, and a prominent rear spoiler. The windows are tinted grey, and there are red accents on the sides.

Description: A playful football typography design for fans who know the couch is the ultimate game day seat.

Description: Drawing of the iconic fabric

Description: Funny vintage concert design for aging rock, metal and emo fans whose heart still wants the mosh pit while their knees vote for balcony seats. Distressed skeleton artwork gives it a classic live-music poster feel.

Description: An Imperial security tag shows vacant escape seats behind a rank-plaque barrier. Fleet-grey issue graphics and a waiting stormtrooper helmet make the restriction physical: there is room aboard, but not permission to enter.

Description: Modern Life is Empty Seats and Full War Conversations

Description: A perspective view inside a train carriage with rows of blue seats and white tables. White clouds are visible below the seats against a black background. The carriage has overhead lights and a doorway at the far end.

Description: Funny travel-inspired design for anyone who always chooses the window seat. Perfect for frequent flyers, train travelers, introverts, and people who love watching the world go by.

Description: A cartoonish representation of a bald man with wide, surprised eyes and an open mouth peeking over the back seats of a car. The interior of the car features dark gray seats and seatbelts. The background shows a striped window with light emanating from outside.

Description: All American Diner Restaurant from the 1950s

Description: Funny inappropriate humor, "I pee on toilet seats."

Description: Grab Some Seats, Lads Mama Got The Wheel Apparel Grab Some Seats, Lads Mama Got The Wheel A funny design and a great option which is suitable for all of us. Show your style. We offer many more colors to choose from. A gift for Holidays and Special Occasions. We offer outfits to buy for anniversary, Christmas, Xmas, Halloween, Father's day, Mother's Day, birthday...

Description: Show your love for upstate gridiron action with this classic collegiate style design. It is perfect for game day tailgates or representing your hometown pride throughout the season.

Description: Capture rally heritage with the iconic white Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII. Features carbon fiber hood, aggressive red-and-black Ralliart liveries, Recaro bucket seats, Advan wheels with Brembo calipers, and massive rear wing detail.

Description: Honor 90s JDM culture with the legendary Nissan 300ZX Twin Turbo. Rendered in slick black with red racing stripes, pop-up headlights, Volk Racing wheels, and Recaro seats against a scenic backdrop of Mount Fuji and cherry blossom branches.

Description: Celebrate your favorite local team with a vintage-inspired baseball diamond and ballpark graphic. It makes a thoughtful present for passionate fans who love spending summer nights at the stadium.

Description: A bold and funny concert-inspired skeleton design for music lovers who still feel young at heart but prefer the balcony seats. Featuring a retro punk rock skull, live music ticket, bright colors, and the phrase “Heart Says Pit, Knees Say Balcony,” this design is perfect for festival fans, rock concert goers, aging punks, and anyone who loves loud music with a sense of humor.

Description: Celebrate baseball culture in the heart of Michigan with this vintage athletic script emblem. It features a classic sports layout complete with a ring of stars and a baseball graphic, making it a natural choice for fans heading to the stadium.

Description: Relate to the reality of getting older at live shows with this hilarious "Heart Says Pit Knees Say Balcony" graphic. Featuring a sitting skeleton in a venue auditorium, it's the ultimate gift for rock music fans, aging moshers, and festival enthusiasts. Grab yours today for your next concert trip!

Description: Channel iconic street racing energy with the legendary orange Toyota Supra MK4. Features green vinyl side graphics, carbon hood vents, Sparco bucket seats, large rear wing, deep-dish silver wheels, and NOS sponsor decals.

Description: Our designs are set up for classic car enthusiasts and is in no way affiliated any car company or car manufacturer. Any brand names on tags are used for descriptive purposes only.

Description: A text-based composition with several lines of capitalized words. Some lines are in black, while others are in red. The text appears to be a phonetic or distorted representation of phrases. The overall presentation is a simple, direct typographic layout.

Description: Pedal Boat Two Seats Drift Lake Boat Ride Pedal Boating

Description: Transform an East German classic into a track monster with this custom widebody Trabant 601. Features red-and-black racing livery, aggressive aero front splitter, rear spoiler, Toyo tires, red brake calipers, Recaro bucket seats, and roll cage.

Description: jah volunteer

Description: Heart says “get in the pit”… but the knees demand a balcony seat. A relatable, dark-humor skeleton design for concert nights, festivals, and anyone who still loves loud music, just with better seating.

Description: This design features a side-by-side vehicle with large, mud-stained, tire treads. The text "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE OLD MAN" is above the vehicle, and the text "WITH A SIDE BY SIDE" is below. The vehicle itself has a roll cage and visible seats.