Short Shorts Merch

Description: Lemme see them gams

Description: A witty vintage-inspired skeleton design featuring the playful quote "Life Is Short" with a skeleton rocking denim shorts. Perfect for fans of dark humor, Halloween aesthetics, gothic fashion, sarcastic jokes, and vintage-style artwork. Whether you love spooky season or year-round skeleton humor, this eye-catching design brings personality, laughter, and timeless style.

Description: Baseball Basketball Wiener Dog Short Shorts Cigarette

Description: Your Shorts Must Be This Short

Description: This design features a vibrant crimson base with a prominent graphic element centered on the front. Bold white sans-serif lettering reads "move it side to side" arranged in a balanced stack, punctuated by a matching horizontal two-headed arrow that emphasizes the directional instruction. Sharp vertical white stripes run down the outer seams, complementing the gathered elastic waist and small side notches at the hem for a coordinated, athletic look.

Description: Not letting go until we see phone numbers.

Description: Richard Simmons faces charges for unlawful distribution of high-energy aerobics. He's also wanted for inciting excessive enthusiasm in public and possessing unusually short shorts.

Description: Playful portrait of a confident retro dancer striking a bold pose. A cheeky nod to vintage dance comedy and stage characters.

Description: If you like this design, please check out my other work.

Description: The mysterious Moon Moose!

Description: A cute doxie dog wearing fashionable clothes wondering if they make her butt look big.

Description: Blaze it!

Description: She wears short skirts I wear T-shirts

Description: Logo of the now defunct production company Barr Films. Makers of many educational shorts such as Safety: Harm Hides at Home and Courtesy: A Good Eggsample. A frequent RiffTrax target and now a product you will adore...or something!

Description: For Caesar!

Description: Fly to your dreams!

Description: No One Ever Suspects The Short Ones