Short Shorts Tank Tops

Illustration à style short with daisies

Lemme see them gams

This one has an oval, y'know?

You like color? Sure you do! Use this design because it looks like a sweet silk screen on whatever color you prefer.

Who needs words? This is what our poster looked like before we made it all wordy and complicated.

The watcher, in the forest, watching... okay we don't know what it means either but it's weird, right?

Life is short. Facilitate joy in yourself and others.

Let the people share and hold with your diamond hands. Hold and squeeze the short sellers out of their short positions. We not simply going to the moon, but pluto where stick to the man and all the financial instituitions who rigged the game called thew free market. Don't sell at any cost, hold until all the hedges take heavy losses, power to the people. Say no to another bailout.

The mysterious Moon Moose!

The watcher, what does he see? Well, if he moved his head maybe we could ALL get a look!

Frozen Dainties

A Let it rip! funny memes minimal line art drawing featuring Jeremy wearing his micro shorts and not much else. Delish.

A cute doxie dog wearing fashionable clothes wondering if they make her butt look big.

This is for you

A Yes Chef! funny memes minimal line art drawing featuring Jeremy wearing his micro shorts and not much else. Tasty.

Genuine Ostrich!

an pants with a life is short quotes

Shares that were trading around $4 six months ago are now commanding somewhere north of $300. It’s a reminder of how incredibly risky it is to be short any public company. GME stocks are worth buying to highlight the greed of hedge funds and that the free market isnt really free for the average joe.

An I am kenough funny memes minimal line art drawing featuring Jeremy wearing his micro shorts and not much else. Yes chef!

Not funny? Not mine!

New Boot Goofin!

A cute black and tan doxie wearing purple shorts, purple sandals, and purple hearts on a white tee.

Buy the dip, hold till pluto.Hold till the short positions have to pay up. Hold till deepvalue isn't deep. Hold till diamond hands are ringing. We're going to the moon riding the wave of traders tears and anarchy from wall st. The GME stock short squeeze continued Friday morning, as shares skyrocketed more than 113%, recovering from Thursday's 44% plunge. Shares trimmed gains to about 73% in morning trade. Meanwhile, AMC stock soared 65%, but is still far from Wednesday's peak price of 20.36.

DeepValue went yolo and made 9 million in one day and hasnt pulled out so I'm holding till my last breath because I like this stock. I really really like this stock you don't understand, sticking it to the man oh I mean the greedy hedge funds is worth the risk. These short posotions are going to get spicy when the market opens in the next few days.

Blaze it!

Logo of the now defunct production company Barr Films. Makers of many educational shorts such as Safety: Harm Hides at Home and Courtesy: A Good Eggsample. A frequent RiffTrax target and now a product you will adore...or something!

An illustration from an Inktober 2019 prompt, Mindless.

Bear Cop: A Short Film

If you like this design, please check out my other work.

She wears short skirts I wear T-shirts

Fly to your dreams!