Hartman Shorts

Description: NEW ITEM! Mary Hartman!

Description: You may remember me from such roles as...

Description: Louise Lasser

Description: Phil Hartman

Description: I Can't Hear You!

Description: A fun graphic celebrating the works of Butch Hartman, featuring beloved characters like Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda (The Fairly OddParents), and Danny Phantom, along with the mischievous dog, Sparky. Perfect for fans of classic Nickelodeon cartoons!

Description: Embrace the iconic insult from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket' with this unique tee. Featuring the unforgettable quote, 'You are so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece,' this design pays homage to one of cinema's most legendary moments. Show your love for military humor and movie history with this exclusive shirt.

Description: Johnny Hartman

Description: Embrace the iconic insult from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket' with this unique tee. Featuring the unforgettable quote, 'You are so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece,' this design pays homage to one of cinema's most legendary moments. Show your love for military humor and movie history with this exclusive shirt.

Description: Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman Retro

Description: Show off your love for Hartman Creek State Park, WI with this retro camping design. This is great for people who love hiking, backpacking, and traveling in Wisconsin nature.

Description: Channel the unrelenting spirit of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman with our 'Because I Am Hard' tee. This iconic quote from the movie 'Full Metal Jacket' captures the essence of his tough-as-nails character. Whether you're a fan of the film or admire his unyielding resolve, this tee is a tribute to resilience and determination.

Description: R.I.P.

Description: Vintage SNL skits are an entire internet culture

Description: Gunnery Sargent Hartman

Description: Dan Hartman the G.O.A.T.

Description: Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Unfrozen Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.

Description: Dana Carvey doing the superior dance at the end of an episode of Church Chat. This might be the skit that saved SNL back in 1986.

Description: Gotta catch 'em all!

Description: Move it football head!

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Description: Vintage SNL skits are an entire internet culture

Description: The Church Lady (Dana Carvey) doing the superior dance with one of the skit's key quotes

Description: Seven-Six-Two Millimeter

Description: "Your world frightens and confuses me" Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Unfrozen Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.

Description: Dana Carvey doing the superior dance at the end of an episode of Church Chat. This might be the skit that saved SNL back in 1986.

Description: Marine Girls illustration

Description: Inspired by the popular movie Full Metal Jacket, comes this rifle creed design.

Description: Copyright © 2023 David Hartman. All Rights Reserved. A spooky bat for all occasions!

Description: sergeant hartman

Description: Hartman Creek State Park Heraldic, perfect birthday gift, Christmas gift for travelers, hikers, camper and nature lovers

Description: ...and now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey. (in that great voice) Free dummy. SNL classic

Description: Funny Graphic Gift Petra Dark Red On Fire Retro Wave

Description: Do not taunt happy fun ball. Ingredients of happy fun ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to earth, presumably from outer space. Incredible classic SNL commercial

Description: Funny Graphic Gift Petra Dark Red On Fire Retro Wave

Description: Do not taunt happy fun ball. Ingredients of happy fun ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to earth, presumably from outer space. Incredible classic SNL commercial