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Hartman T-Shirts for Sale

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You may remember me from such roles as...

Tags: television, newsradio, lionel hutz, sitcom, 90s tv

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Phil Hartman T-Shirt

by Black Snow Comics

$22 $16

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I Can't Hear You!

Tags: army, full metal jacket, kubrick, marine corps, marines

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Sir Yes Sir T-Shirt

by Indie Pop

$22 $16

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Phil Hartman

Tags: 80s, 90s, comedians, comedy, comic book

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Phil Hartman T-Shirt

by VideoNasties

$22 $16

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Is that you John Wayne?

Tags: insulting, discipline, marine corps, drill instructor, drill sgt

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World of Shit T-Shirt

by Nasso Pop Cubism

$22 $16

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I don’t know what I’ve been told (I don’t know what I’ve been told)…Eskimo pussy is mighty cold (Eskimo pussy is mighty cold)…Sound off, one two, one two – three four. I don’t know what I’ve been told (I don’t know what I’ve been told)…This t-shirt will never get old (This t-shirt will never get old)…Sound off, one two, one two – three four!

Tags: distressed, sergeant, gunnery sergeant hartman, sergeant hartman, born to kill

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Sound Off T-Shirt

by GritFX

$22 $16

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman 'Because I Am Hard' Tee T-Shirt

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Channel the unrelenting spirit of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman with our 'Because I Am Hard' tee. This iconic quote from the movie 'Full Metal Jacket' captures the essence of his tough-as-nails character. Whether you're a fan of the film or admire his unyielding resolve, this tee is a tribute to resilience and determination.

Tags: army, because i am hard, determination, drill instructor, full metal jacket

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman 'Because I Am Hard' Tee T-Shirt

by Boogosh

$22 $16

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For the love of Ryan Hartman

Tags: ryan hartman, heart, nhl, valentines day, love

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Hartman Love T-Shirt

by miniBOB

$22 $16

Full Metal Jacket Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Quote Tee T-Shirt

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Embrace the iconic insult from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket' with this unique tee. Featuring the unforgettable quote, 'You are so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece,' this design pays homage to one of cinema's most legendary moments. Show your love for military humor and movie history with this exclusive shirt.

Tags: full metal jacket, gny sgt hartman, iconic movie moment, lee ermey, military

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Full Metal Jacket Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Quote Tee T-Shirt

by Boogosh

$22 $16

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Ugly Insult Quote Tee T-Shirt

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Embrace the iconic insult from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket' with this unique tee. Featuring the unforgettable quote, 'You are so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece,' this design pays homage to one of cinema's most legendary moments. Show your love for military humor and movie history with this exclusive shirt.

Tags: bullshit, cult movie, full metal jacket, gny sgt hartman, iconic movie moment

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Ugly Insult Quote Tee T-Shirt

by Boogosh

$22 $16

MARY HARTMAN MARY HARTMAN FAN ART T-Shirt

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NEW ITEM! Mary Hartman!

Tags: 1980s, 70s, 70s pop culture, 70s tv, drama

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MARY HARTMAN MARY HARTMAN FAN ART T-Shirt

by cartoonistguy

$22 $16

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This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

Tags: dana carvey, snl, stuntman, drive, lolcat

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Toonces the Driving Cat T-Shirt

by BodinStreet

$22 $16

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Inspired by the popular movie Full Metal Jacket, comes this rifle creed design.

Tags: us, army, gunny sergeant, jacket, usa

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This is my Rifle - Rifle Creed T-Shirt

by Meta Cortex

$22 $16

Your world frightens and confuses me - Caveman Lawyer T-Shirt

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Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.

Tags: troy mcclure, future lawyer, phil hartman, your world frightens, snl

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Your world frightens and confuses me - Caveman Lawyer T-Shirt

by BodinStreet

$22 $16

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Gunny wants you to show him your War Face. He’s got your ass, and you know it!

Tags: insignia, born to kill, andreusd, hartman, sarge

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War Face T-Shirt

by AndreusD

$22 $16

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Seven-Six-Two Millimeter

Tags: 80s, 80s kid, 80s movies, gomer, gomer pyle

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Private Gomer Pyle T-Shirt

by DarkLordPug

$22 $16

SNL: The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer T-Shirt

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All hail KEYROCK: Phil Hartman's classic character created by Jack Handey

Tags: caveman, comedy, illustrations, im just a caveman, lawyer

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SNL: The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer T-Shirt

by 51Deesigns

$22 $16

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Lydia from "Danny Phantom". She seems like the most mild-mannered and most silent ghost in the show that Danny's ever fought. I like the idea of her being a quiet and friendly ghost (partially to show that the number of a person's tattoos is not tied to their level of kindness.)

Tags: tattooed girl, lydia, danny phantom lydia, tattoo, tattoos

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The Inked Ghost T-Shirt

by J D.C Illustrations

$22 $16

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Gunnery Sargent Hartman

Tags: usmc, military, marine corps, marine, boot camp

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Gunnery Sargent Hartman T-Shirt

by FutureSpaceDesigns

$22 $16

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Ryan Hartman Minnesota Comic

Tags: hockey, hockey fan, hockey life, hockey lover, hockey player

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Ryan Hartman Minnesota Comic T-Shirt

by stevenmsparks

$22 $16

Thank You Sir, May I Have Another... Butter T-Shirt

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Tags: anthropomorphic, food, freaks, hurt so good, kathleen hartman

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Thank You Sir, May I Have Another... Butter T-Shirt

by moonfreakformula

$22 $16

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Stop looking at my bum... cheeky monkey.

Tags: all things scottish, bill brasky, classic snl, dana carvey, drawring

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Simon's Drawring T-Shirt

by Fanboy Museum

$22 $16

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The Church Lady (Dana Carvey) doing the superior dance with one of the skit's key quotes

Tags: church chat, could it be satan, dana carvey, isnt that special, jon lovitz

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Well, Isn't That Special. T-Shirt

by Fanboy Museum

$22 $16

Sam Hartman College Vintage Bootleg T-Shirt

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Sam Hartman College Vintage Bootleg

Tags: football, football fan, football gift, football jersey, football lover

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Sam Hartman College Vintage Bootleg T-Shirt

by Richard Michaud Art

$22 $16

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Full Metal Jacket t-shirt

Tags: hartman, stephen hartman, full metal jacket, film, stanley kubrick

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Hatman T-Shirt

by LittleBastard

$22 $16

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Sound off like you got a pair!

Tags: army, fmj, gomer pyle, hartman, i cant hear you

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I Can't Hear You! T-Shirt

by Indie Pop

$22 $16

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You will remEMBER my name

Tags: ember, danny, nickelodeon, butch hartman, ghost

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You will remEMBER my name T-Shirt

by Mixi Lunar

$22 $16

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Tags: danny fenton, butch hartman, going ghost, sam manson, cartoons

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Danny Phantom T-Shirt

by psanchez

$22 $16

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RECYCLING QUEEN SAM

Tags: global warming, recycling, earth, cartoons, environmental

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RECYCLING QUEEN SAM T-Shirt

by wss3

$22 $16

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NewsRadio WNYX - Saturday Night Live Sitcom

Tags: 90s, phil hartman, podcast, radio station, saturday night live

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WNYX NewsRadio T-Shirt

by Ayana's arts

$22 $16

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Tags: art, carnival, circus, creepy, freak

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SIDESHOW MONKEY T-Shirt

by sideshowmonkey

$22 $16

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The REAL DEAL.

Tags: dave foley, joe rogan, news, newsradio, new york

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WNYX News Radio T-Shirt

by Solo77

$22 $16

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Description

This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

Tags: cat love, cat moms, cats, commercial, dana carvey

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Toonces The Driving Cat T-Shirt

by aidreamscapes

$22 $16

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Description

This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

Tags: cat love, cat moms, cats, commercial, dana carvey

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Toonces the Driving Cat T-Shirt

by djwalesfood

$22 $16

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Description

This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

Tags: cat love, cat moms, cats, commercial, dana carvey

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Toonces the Driving Cat T-Shirt

by djwalesfood

$22 $16

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WNYX is New York's trusted on-air home for award-winning news coverage, compelling conversations, and "good times." Broadcasting live at 585 AM on your radio dial.

Tags: dave foley, sitcoms, news radio, joe rogan, jimmy james

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WNYX T-Shirt

by Screen Break

$22 $16

The Law Offices of The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer - Est. 1989 T-Shirt

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"Your world frightens and confuses me" Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Unfrozen Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.

Tags: caveman, funny lawyer, future lawyer, im a lawyer, keyrock

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The Law Offices of The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer - Est. 1989 T-Shirt

by BodinStreet

$22 $16

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