Hartman Tapestries

You may remember me from such roles as...

I Can't Hear You!

Is that you John Wayne?

Channel the unrelenting spirit of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman with our 'Because I Am Hard' tee. This iconic quote from the movie 'Full Metal Jacket' captures the essence of his tough-as-nails character. Whether you're a fan of the film or admire his unyielding resolve, this tee is a tribute to resilience and determination.

For the love of Ryan Hartman

Gunny wants you to show him your War Face. He’s got your ass, and you know it!

Embrace the iconic insult from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket' with this unique tee. Featuring the unforgettable quote, 'You are so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece,' this design pays homage to one of cinema's most legendary moments. Show your love for military humor and movie history with this exclusive shirt.

Embrace the iconic insult from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket' with this unique tee. Featuring the unforgettable quote, 'You are so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece,' this design pays homage to one of cinema's most legendary moments. Show your love for military humor and movie history with this exclusive shirt.

This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.

All hail KEYROCK: Phil Hartman's classic character created by Jack Handey

The Church Lady (Dana Carvey) doing the superior dance with one of the skit's key quotes

Stop looking at my bum... cheeky monkey.

RECYCLING QUEEN SAM

Gunnery Sargent Hartman

Do not taunt happy fun ball. Ingredients of happy fun ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to earth, presumably from outer space. Incredible classic SNL commercial

The REAL DEAL.

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Sound off like you got a pair!

You will remEMBER my name

Lydia from "Danny Phantom". She seems like the most mild-mannered and most silent ghost in the show that Danny's ever fought. I like the idea of her being a quiet and friendly ghost (partially to show that the number of a person's tattoos is not tied to their level of kindness.)

Full Metal Jacket t-shirt

"Your world frightens and confuses me" Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Unfrozen Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.

NewsRadio WNYX - Saturday Night Live Sitcom

Seven-Six-Two Millimeter

Embrace the unforgettable line from 'Full Metal Jacket' with our Private Gomer Pyle quote tee. As he famously exclaimed, 'I am in a world of shit,' this striking design captures the essence of this iconic movie moment. Whether you're a fan of military films or simply appreciate dark humor, this tee is a must-have addition to your collection. Stand out from the crowd with our exclusive design, perfect for movie buffs and those who love edgy quotes. Join us in celebrating the cinematic legacy of 'Full Metal Jacket' with this unique t-shirt.

You're going to need a bigger boat.

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Move it football head!

The retro WNYX NewsRadio logo from the classic tv show.

yo ho a pirate's life for me.

Dana Carvey doing the superior dance at the end of an episode of Church Chat. This might be the skit that saved SNL back in 1986.

A reimagining of the Shepard Fairey "HOPE" poster in appreciation of the Canadian comedian, Phil Hartman.

Do not taunt happy fun ball. Ingredients of happy fun ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to earth, presumably from outer space. Incredible classic SNL commercial

All time, super forgotten, funny skit.

Best things to watch in aquariums.