Keep The Distance Shorts

Description: KEEP THE DISTANCE

Description: keep distance - if i can turn around and punch you in the face youre too close

Description: Wear this design as a reminder to you and others to KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!

Description: Social distancing slogan - I was social distancing before it was cool

Description: Social distancing, back up, If I turn around and can punch you in the face you are too close!

Description: Social distancing, back up, If I turn around and can punch you in the face you are too close!

Description: “Ridgelines Keep the Distance” layers broad mountain bands and changing light into a scenic memory graphic for hikers, travelers, shirts, stickers, and wall art.

Description: Social distancing keep the distance 2m

Description: This bold baseball design features a stylized navy and gold baseball glove holding a classic baseball, surrounded by the phrase “PLAY BY THE RULES!” and the message “KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!” The vintage-inspired color palette and athletic lettering create a strong sports aesthetic. A fun choice for Milwaukee baseball fans, glove enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys baseball humor with a retro-inspired look. Great for game days, baseball gatherings, casual fan wear, and sports-themed occasions.

Description: When a very easy explanation refuses to make sense, frustration can reach surprisingly dramatic levels. Suddenly, the walls become suspiciously close, and the furniture seems to be witnessing an intellectual emergency. This humorous warning turns ordinary confusion into an imaginary safety campaign, as if the room itself needs protective regulations. The message is delivered with the seriousness of an official announcement, but the situation is completely ridiculous. Instead of letting confusion turn into a physical reaction, it suggests taking a step back, breathing, and giving the brain another chance to process what is happening. After all, no difficult lesson is worth leaving a forehead-shaped souvenir on the wall.

Description: Keep the distance 2m

Description: The Distance We Keep

Description: An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away If You Throw It Hard Enough is a funny text design to tell people you like being alone.

Description: You Are Way Too Close

Description: For all the hermits, introverts, antisocial, that are social distancing

Description: you are way too close, please back up

Description: The funny thing to wear this shirt, is people literally laugh out loud or yell "nice tshirt" when you walking down the street. Compliments accepted

Description: The funny thing to wear this shirt, is people literally laugh out loud or yell "nice tshirt" when you walking down the street. Compliments accepted

Description: Keep distancing if i can turn around and punch you in the face youre too close

Description: In times of social distancing and the ban on contact, you show everyone with this mask what you think of Corona and the public media.

Description: Future sea captains, dive into marine engineering, navigate equations, conquer stress, and emerge as masters of the seas. Even the Titanic had an engineer! Let's sail through academia with humor and determination, making waves in marine engineering!

Description: I get this song in my head *all the time* these days. Keep your distance!