Machete Kills Shorts
Description: Machete don't tweet, and Machete definitely doesn't wear hockey pads. Introducing Batchete, the ultimate mashup tribute to the legendary Danny Trejo and the world's most famous caped crusader. This gritty, grindhouse-style parody reimagines the Mexican vigilante as the hero Gotham didn't know it needed—and probably can't handle.
Description: "There's a legend around here. A killer buried, but not dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jason Voorhees' curse. They say he died as a boy, but he keeps coming back. Few have seen him and lived. Some have even tried to stop him... No one can. People forget he's down there, waiting..." This design features a highly accurate, hand painted replica of Jason Voorhees famous hockey mask from the Friday The 13th films with the dead eyes of Jason himself peering out at you.
Description: Featuring the iconic scars, the classic mustache, and a lethal dose of Chicano attitude, this design is a must-have for fans of Danny Trejo in Robert Rodriguez films, exploitation cinema, and hilarious pop-culture parodies. Whether you're patrolling the streets or just looking for the coolest shirt at the next comic convention, this design slashes through the competition.
Description: Stuntman Mike's Professional Stunt Driving School is your number one stop if you're serious about making it big as a Hollywood stuntman. He's got the chops to make you the kind of wheelman that makes Jason Statham look good. And if you plan on stopping by, make sure you find your way to Stuntman Mike's and not his brother's shitty place down the way, Stuntman Bob's. Drive hard!
