Mortuary Science Shorts

Description: Mortuary Response Team 2020 design with red biohazard symbol. A year to remember. Cool design for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker or Mortuary Science student. In honor of funeral directors and funeral home staff who have the tough job as last responder.

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Description: Last Responder Mortuary Science Student Mortician t shirt

Description: Last Responder Mortuary Science Student Mortician Gift, Funny Funeral, Joke Morticians, Embalmer And Funeral Directors,

Description: Last responder hearse design for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker, funeral coach driver, hearse owner or Mortuary Science student.

Description: Mortuary Response Team 2021 design with red biohazard symbol. Cool design for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker or Mortuary Science student. In honor of funeral directors and funeral home staff who have the tough job as last responder.

Description: Funny logo style design for a funeral director, mortician or embalmer (the original deadlifting champions) working at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery who has to be on call and make their own removals. "Deadlift Mortuary Transport" is fun for a Mortuary Science student or future funeral director headed into the funeral industry.

Description: This design is our homegrown 918 Death Metal, because you can't forget where you started.

Description: This design is from our EP The Stillbirth, released in 2015. It features The Stillbirth with our second logo design

Description: Last Responder with a winged trocar caduceus in a coffin design. Cool design for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker or Mortuary Science student. Honor funeral directors and mortuary staff who have the tough job of last responder. Original design by Graveyard Gossip.

Description: Rated E for Ewww…”Embalmer” – May contain blood, gore & lots of crazy stories. Funny mortuary humor, movie rating style graphic. Perfect for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker or mortuary science student.

Description: Funeral directors and cemetery workers will love this funny saying with a coffin design. Perfect for any mortician, cemetery counselor or grave digger. I Will Bury You. Seriously. I Can Totally Handle That For You! with coffin graphic is a fun idea for a Mortuary Science student or graduate with a sense of humor.

Description: I Only Pause My Game to Drive My Hearse. Funny saying with a cool hotrod hearse drawing. Great idea for a hearse driver who loves to play video games. Fun video gaming quote design for your next hearse car club gathering or show. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, Funeral Director or hearse owner.

Description: What Happens in The Morgue Stays in the Morgue. Funny Coroner Autopsy Tech saying. Cool, distressed design. Great for a Coroner, Forensic Pathologist, Autopsy or Morgue Technician with a sense of humor. Funny morgue saying for someone who works in the morgue, a Medical Examiner or a Mortuary Science College student.

Description: #embalmer with a trocar embalming instrument. Fun design for a man or woman mortician, embalmer, future embalmer, mortuary science student or undertaker who works at a funeral home.

Description: Of Corpse i drive a Hearse Morticans and Funeral Director. Funny Joke and Sarcastic motive with a Hearse and The Quote: Of Corpse i drive a Hearse Outfit for Morticians, Funeral Dirctors and Embalmers Outfit for Funeral Director and Morticians Morque perfect for a mortuary Science Studens for a Funeral Service by Outfit for Funeral Director and Morticians Morque

Description: Last Responder with American flag design. Great for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker, Mortuary Science student or mortuary transport service.

Description: I Have Two Titles, DAD and Mortician and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for an embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student who is a father. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder dad who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Description: Embrace dark humor with this vintage "Last Responder" emblem featuring a Grim Reaper giving a thumbs up. Perfect for morticians, undertakers, embalmers, funeral directors, and death care professionals with a wicked sense of humor. Makes a fantastic gift for mortuary science students or anyone in the funeral service industry.

Description: Funny saying for a mortician, undertaker, funeral director, embalmer, grave digger or cemetery worker. “I Will Bury You” with coffin graphic is perfect for a Mortuary Science student or graduate with a sense of humor.

Description: Funeral Directors need hugs too! Funny saying for a Funeral Director or Mortician who works at a funeral home or Mortuary and has a sense of humor. “Have You Hugged Your Funeral Director Today” with coffin design is great for a Mortuary Science student or retired funeral director too.

Description: Wanna Ride? Great for a funeral coach driver, funeral director, mortuary science student or hearse owner. Fun for a hearse car club or car show. This hot-rod hearse drawing is perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor who loves hearses, funerals and cemeteries.

Description: The original, “Mortician, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Funny gift for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director, undertaker or mortuary science student.

Description: Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a mortician with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. Perfect funeral industry joke, gag design for a mortician or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.

Description: Death humor work-out design with coffin deadlift bar. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness and going to the gym. “Ultimate Deadlift Champion”. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner, removal or mortuary transport service.

Description: Scary but funny skull design and saying. Perfect for anyone who loves Halloween, funny sayings, skull art, skull décor and horror movies. Shhh… The Voices in My head Are Discussing Your Future. Perfect for parents of teenagers with a sense of humor.

Description: Funny for an embalmer, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. Perfect for the embalming prep room. I'm Famous in the Prep Room with #66 is fun for an apprentice or Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Description: Hashtag design, with a trocar embalmers tool, for a girl embalmer, mortician, future female embalmer or mortuary science student who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery.

Description: Fun idea for a retiring or retired embalmer, mortician or undertaker. This Embalming Legend Has Retired – cool distressed design with an embalming trocar tool. Funny mortuary, embalming prep room humor.

Description: Funny idea for any embalmer, mortician or undertaker who works at a mortuary or funeral home. Perfect for the embalming prep room. “I'd Rather Be Embalming” design with trocar embalming instrument. Great for a future embalmer, Mortuary Science student.

Description: Funny death humor with trocar buttons used in embalming. Perfect for anyone who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. “Put A Button In It” embalming tool inside joke is a great design for an embalmer, mortician, funeral director, mortuary science student or future embalmer.

Description: The original, “Funeral Director, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Great for a funeral director, mortician, embalmer, mortuary science student or future funeral director.

Description: Funny saying for a funeral director, mortician or embalmer who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. "Support Your Local Funeral Director Drop Dead" with coffin design is fun for a Mortuary Science student or future funeral director headed into the funeral industry.

Description: Cool design for a woman embalmer, future embalmer or mortician who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. #girlembalmer trendy hashtag saying is great for a mom or daughter embalmer or Mortuary Science student or graduate.