The Half Shorts
Description: Zartan is a master of make-up and disguise. Very little is known of his background, but he is suspected to have received European military academy training at St. Cyr. Zartan can alter his skin color at will to blend in with his environment and is a practitioner of several mystic martial arts. He is also a ventriloquist, a polyglot (speaking over 20 languages and dialects), and an acrobatic contortionist. Zartan and the Dreadnoks have also been known to use holographic technology and other means to disguise themselves.
Description: The Flagg was commanded by Admiral Keel-Haul and included a fueling tractor and fuel trailer. A deck sound system allowed you to simulate real flight deck announcements and commands to simulate the feel of an actual naval carrier's operations and battle alerts. Many collectors who have kept this expansive playset have customized it into larger iterations that include detailed below deck storage and living quarter dioramas. Be a Real Holiday Hero, Yo Joe!
Description: You Should Always Say Yes To A Quick 30 Minute Drink With Friends, Because That Hour And A Half Could Be The Best 4 Hours Of Your Life! A hilariously accurate quote design celebrating those "quick drinks" that unexpectedly turn into legendary, unforgettable nights out. Perfect gift for party lovers, happy hour regulars, social butterflies, and your favorite drinking buddies who never know when to go home.
Description: Marriage: The only contract where quitting might cost you half! Love is priceless. Divorce? That's another story! This hilarious design features the caption “MARRIAGE: THE ONLY CONTRACT WHERE YOU CAN LOSE HALF FOR QUITTING.” Featuring a torn marriage contract, broken heart, golden wedding rings, and a judge's gavel, this bold illustration delivers a sarcastic take on marriage, divorce, and the financial side of relationships. Perfect for fans of dry humor, divorced singles, relationship skeptics, and anyone who appreciates clever financial satire. A funny gift for birthdays, divorce celebrations, bachelor parties, and friends who enjoy edgy relationship humor.
Marriage: The Only Contract Where You Can Lose Half for Quitting – Funny Divorce & Relationship Humor Shorts
by SignShirtz
$21 $27
Description: Half her face is bone and the veil is rot, yet the lilies are still in her hands and the ring still hangs on its chain. Devotion is measured by what it outlasts. She kept the vow. Death did not.
Dead Bride: The Briar Bride With a Half Skull Face and Withered Lilies Shorts
by aswIDN Archives
$27
Description: Celebrate your dual outdoor obsessions with this retro-sunset tee featuring distressed arched FISHING lettering and a detailed jumping bass fish illustration splashing water, with the two-sport punchline in bold block type below. Perfect for fishing and golfing enthusiasts, outdoorsmen, and anyone whose to-do list only has two items.
Description: In a desperate attempt to keep Cobra functioning and solvent, Cobra Commander "packages" Zartan and the Dreadnoks as a heavy metal band called "Cold Slither" and turns them loose as Pied Pipers on America's youth. Hit the Mosh Pit & get ready to Rock & Roll, The Band of Vipers Tour!
Description: This political humor design expresses anti-government and anti-tax beliefs. The text reads: The Government Steals Half My Hot Dog Money Then Taxes Me On Hot Dogs Life Is A Prison. Ideal for conservative, libertarian, and patriot individuals who advocate for freedom and critique taxation.
