The Half Tapestries
Description: Destro is one of the most cunning foes the Joe Team has ever faced. He is the power behind M.A.R.S. (Military Armament Research Syndicate), one of the largest manufacturer of state-of-the-art weaponry. His business is fueled by inciting unstable countries to wage wars against each other and then getting them to purchase weapons from him. To him, war is simply man's expression of his most natural state. It is the perfect example of where the fittest survive and where many technological advances are made. His biggest client, thus far, is Cobra with whom he maintains an alliance of convenience. Despite being a manipulative person, Destro maintains a sense of honor and actually respects the Joe Team for their skills or expertise.
Description: A black background with white text and a graph. The graph depicts a downward curve representing 'Effort at Work' against 'Time on the Job'. The x-axis is labeled 'ln(2)/λ' and the y-axis 'Effort at Work'. Above the graph, the text 'Living My Best Half Life' is prominently displayed in decorative white lettering.
Description: It's the standard issue Camp Half-Blood shirt given to every demigod upon arrival! Rumor has it Percy Jackson saved the world at least twice while wearing this shirt. *Note to people buying this as a gift:* In the book series, the T-shirt is known as an Orange T-shirt. Feel free to buy other colors, but the suggested one is orange to be true to the book.
Description: You Should Always Say Yes To A Quick 30 Minute Drink With Friends, Because That Hour And A Half Could Be The Best 4 Hours Of Your Life! A hilariously accurate quote design celebrating those "quick drinks" that unexpectedly turn into legendary, unforgettable nights out. Perfect gift for party lovers, happy hour regulars, social butterflies, and your favorite drinking buddies who never know when to go home.
Description: Celebrate your dual outdoor obsessions with this retro-sunset tee featuring distressed arched FISHING lettering and a detailed jumping bass fish illustration splashing water, with the two-sport punchline in bold block type below. Perfect for fishing and golfing enthusiasts, outdoorsmen, and anyone whose to-do list only has two items.
Description: Celebrate your dual outdoor obsessions with this retro-sunset tee featuring distressed arched FISHING lettering and a detailed jumping bass fish illustration splashing water, with the two-sport punchline in bold block type below. Perfect for fishing and golfing enthusiasts, outdoorsmen, and anyone whose to-do list only has two items.
Description: Celebrate your dual outdoor obsessions with this retro-sunset tee featuring distressed arched FISHING lettering and a detailed jumping bass fish illustration splashing water, with the two-sport punchline in bold block type below. Perfect for fishing and golfing enthusiasts, outdoorsmen, and anyone whose to-do list only has two items.
