The Half Merch
Description: Destro is one of the most cunning foes the Joe Team has ever faced. He is the power behind M.A.R.S. (Military Armament Research Syndicate), one of the largest manufacturer of state-of-the-art weaponry. His business is fueled by inciting unstable countries to wage wars against each other and then getting them to purchase weapons from him. To him, war is simply man's expression of his most natural state. It is the perfect example of where the fittest survive and where many technological advances are made. His biggest client, thus far, is Cobra with whom he maintains an alliance of convenience. Despite being a manipulative person, Destro maintains a sense of honor and actually respects the Joe Team for their skills or expertise.
Description: Zartan is a master of make-up and disguise. Very little is known of his background, but he is suspected to have received European military academy training at St. Cyr. Zartan can alter his skin color at will to blend in with his environment and is a practitioner of several mystic martial arts. He is also a ventriloquist, a polyglot (speaking over 20 languages and dialects), and an acrobatic contortionist. Zartan and the Dreadnoks have also been known to use holographic technology and other means to disguise themselves.
Description: The Flagg was commanded by Admiral Keel-Haul and included a fueling tractor and fuel trailer. A deck sound system allowed you to simulate real flight deck announcements and commands to simulate the feel of an actual naval carrier's operations and battle alerts. Many collectors who have kept this expansive playset have customized it into larger iterations that include detailed below deck storage and living quarter dioramas. Be a Real Holiday Hero, Yo Joe!
Description: A black background with white text and a graph. The graph depicts a downward curve representing 'Effort at Work' against 'Time on the Job'. The x-axis is labeled 'ln(2)/λ' and the y-axis 'Effort at Work'. Above the graph, the text 'Living My Best Half Life' is prominently displayed in decorative white lettering.
Description: It's the standard issue Camp Half-Blood shirt given to every demigod upon arrival! Rumor has it Percy Jackson saved the world at least twice while wearing this shirt. *Note to people buying this as a gift:* In the book series, the T-shirt is known as an Orange T-shirt. Feel free to buy other colors, but the suggested one is orange to be true to the book.
Description: You Should Always Say Yes To A Quick 30 Minute Drink With Friends, Because That Hour And A Half Could Be The Best 4 Hours Of Your Life! A hilariously accurate quote design celebrating those "quick drinks" that unexpectedly turn into legendary, unforgettable nights out. Perfect gift for party lovers, happy hour regulars, social butterflies, and your favorite drinking buddies who never know when to go home.
Description: A quote text overlay with an orange distressed font on a black background. The quote reads "THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE THE WORLD.". Below the quote, "HALF-LIFE 2" is displayed in the same font and color. Includes orange quotation marks above the quote.
The Right Man In The Wrong Place Can Make All The Difference The World. Half-Life 2 Hat
by BrotherNightSky
$19
