Cave Johnson Socks

Description: aperture laboratories logo in white

Description: The Cake Is A Lie Retro Japanese Portal

Description: Illustration of the portal gun with the gels and a dot hatch.

Description: Aperture Science We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead

Description: Tom Waits

Description: Aperture Sciences Inc

Description: Technology

Description: Stephen Merchant confirmed to present The Crystal Maze. So obviously a mashup between the TV show and his character in 'Portal' had to happen...

Description: Aperture Test Subject design with a vintage retro style.

Description: Welcome to Aperture Labs. Enjoy your death! ...Uh, stay!

Description: Inspired by the Blue Sky fanfic by Waffles.

Description: Survived testing

Description: " Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage!"

Description: Portal fans, It's your faithful Companion Cube, with a quote from the game emblazoned over the top of it.

Description: Cave Johnson wasn't always wrong, was he?

Description: Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!

Description: WARNING! Improper use of the aperture science portable quantum tunneling device may result in fatal results! Contact a test associate for more information.