Horny Socks
Description: The greater short-horned lizard (Phrynosoma hernandesi), also commonly known as the mountain short-horned lizard, is a species of lizard endemic to western North America. Like other horned lizards, it is often called a "horned toad" or "horny toad", but it is not a toad at all. It is a reptile, not an amphibian. It is one of seven native species of lizards in Canada.
Description: High-heat retro cartoon depicting a furious, spiky horned lizard leaping out of a sizzling, flame-engulfed cast-iron skillet, paired with the classic southern expression: "Madder Than A Horn-Toad In A Hot Skillet." Perfect for fans of folksy country sayings, hot sauce fiends, and southwestern wildlife lovers.
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