Horny T-Shirts
Description: The greater short-horned lizard (Phrynosoma hernandesi), also commonly known as the mountain short-horned lizard, is a species of lizard endemic to western North America. Like other horned lizards, it is often called a "horned toad" or "horny toad", but it is not a toad at all. It is a reptile, not an amphibian. It is one of seven native species of lizards in Canada.
Description: Old public domain image of Ernst Haeckel's Kunstformen der Natur Lacertilia from 1904 that I modified, colored, cutout, and shadowed to make a great image for a shirt. Includes chameleon, frilled lizard, flying lizard, flying gecko, texas horned lizard, thorny devil, etc.
Description: High-heat retro cartoon depicting a furious, spiky horned lizard leaping out of a sizzling, flame-engulfed cast-iron skillet, paired with the classic southern expression: "Madder Than A Horn-Toad In A Hot Skillet." Perfect for fans of folksy country sayings, hot sauce fiends, and southwestern wildlife lovers.
Description: Embrace the rugged beauty of the desert with this vintage-inspired illustration featuring a majestic horned lizard amidst blooming prickly pear cacti and iconic mesas. A unique artistic tribute to Southwestern wildlife and its breathtaking arid landscapes, perfect for nature enthusiasts and reptile lovers.
Description: Funny & Sarcastic "When You Are Dead Inside but It's Valentine's Day" Tee is the perfect Valentines day design for when you are feeling dead inside but still horny. Go and Find some love & your significant other this Valentine's day with this awesome tee. If you love cheesy valentines day sayings, you'll love this Funny and Sarcastic "Dead Inside Valentine's Day" outfit featuring a cartoon heart and 2 cute skulls. Perfect for couples, Lovers, Husband & Wife who love Valentine's day puns and funny jokes.
When You Are Dead Inside But It's Valentine's Day Funny Skulls & Heart T-Shirt
by OrangeMonkeyArt
$24
