I Rather Be A Pirate Socks

Description: For dreamers who belong to the sea. Embrace ocean vibes, seashells, and salty air with this whimsical declaration of mermaid life. Perfect for beach lovers and free spirits.

Description: For dreamers who belong to the sea. Embrace ocean vibes, seashells, and salty air with this whimsical declaration of mermaid life. Perfect for beach lovers and free spirits.

Description: A bottle of rum to fill my tum and that's the life for me

Description: Why am I here when I could be sleeping?

Description: Show off your pirate pride with this shirt and support our podcast

Description: I'd rather be home with my dog

Description: Funny shirt about Closers. Great gift for anyone in sales or your favorite Closer! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a <Closer>; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design!

Description: Show off your pirate pride while also supporting our podcast

Description: Funny penguin

Description: I Would Rather Be A Mermaid - Mermaid Princess

Description: Wouldn't you? www.ninthhourmusical.com

Description: I'd Rather Stay In Bed I'd Rather Be Sleeping I Love My Bed Humor Sleep All Day Got 99 Problems? There's a Nap for That - Cats Coffee Naps - Tired AF Dear Naps, Sorry I Was a Jerk to You as a Kid - Due To Unfortunate Circumstances I am Awake - Do Not Disturb I Need a Nap Lover Lazy Funny Nap Quote Sleep Lover Nap Quote Sleep Lover Gift I Need Sleep Wake Up Do Not Disturb Quote Sleepyhead Sleep Saying Sarcastic Quote Sarcasm Lover Gift Saying Slogan Sarcasm Lover Sarcasm Gift Sarcastic Humor Funny Quote Sarcastic Joke Sarcastic Saying Sarcastic Gift Sarcastic Comment Sarcastic Phrases Sarcastic Presents

Description: I don’t get the fascination with pirates. They were filthy, alcohol soaked, scurvy mouthed, bug ridden boat roaches. They didn’t have respect for a man’s property, respect for ladies, or even respect for basic hygiene. Yet, for some reason we idolize them, give them a theme park ride, and 5 movies. (one of which was good.) Give me a Jungle Skipper any day of the week… (As you may have noticed, much of our work revolves around Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise Skipper culture. We host a podcast devoted to the subject, and these items are independent homages to the Golden Era of Adventure that the stories from the ride take place in.)

Description: Thor son of Odin at first was aiming to the throne and he believed he was the natural king, and at times he fought with Loki for this. But the moment came when he showed his true color and spoke a wisdom that will stay for ever "I would rather be a good man than a great king"

Description: I'd Rather Be Petting a Dog. Funny dog lover gift for someone who wants to pet all the cute dogs and rescue all the animals from the shelter.

Description: I Wanted To Be A Pirate But Couldn't Get My Ship Together

Description: Norse mythology is full of captivating history and mythology. The Allfather - Viking god Odin waits for all Norsemen with an alpha male mindset to the halls of Valhalla. Wear this Norse paganism inspired Odin design when meeting the Scandinavian gods.

Description: i'd rather be a conservative nut job design

Description: i'd rather be a conservative nut job design

Description: A fun hand-lettered quote for the ski lover: "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a ski pass." The author of the quote is unknown. The quote is surrounded by female ski athletes and a ski pass. The colors are yellow, pink and green. This piece would be great as a sticker on a snowboard or on the wall of an avid skier.

Description: Everyone wants to be a Princess, right? All the working on the latest dress for the next ball. Plus, there's always managing the servants and the house, balancing the castle budget, and so so many rooms to decorate. Plus, the moment there's an uprising, guess who gets their head on the chopping block first. That's why everyone wants to be a Jungle Skipper. No responsibility, a life of adventure, and a remarkably low level of interaction with French peasants. (As you may have noticed, much of our work revolves around Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise Skipper culture. We host a podcast devoted to the subject, and these items are independent homages to the Golden Era of Adventure that the stories from the ride take place in.)

Description: I would rather be the first man in a barbarian village than the second man in Rome. - Gaius Julius Caesar

Description: In Norse mythology Odin was the god of wisdom, poetry and war. This Viking mythology design is for the masculine alpha male with a Nordic Viking style. Be no more mr nice guy - be the wolf of Odin! Scandinavian mythology design fit for entering Valhalla!

Description: It is better to be first in a small village than second in a big city.