Karin Heimdahl Socks

Description: Do you know where Januae is? Does he? Maybe someone who sees this design will know. Express your concern for Januae's whereabouts with this elegant design by Karin Heimdahl

Description: Do you like to jaunt? Does it consume you to where you can't control it? Same with Januae (though he may not like it). Express your tendency to uncontrollably jaunt with this elegant design by Karin Heimdahl

Description: His opinions are starting to flow as freely as that mane.

Description: Need heroing? Never fear, Leet is on the way, as soon as he finds a shirt and figures out how to open the electric doors.

Description: The designer's favorite, so you know it's good.

Description: He knows Cpt Madeline isn't the smartest springbok on the savannah, but he hoped for better from Jessie.... The Oz 9 is full of disappointments.

Description: The amazing designer @karinheim graciously VOLUNTEERED to make us a bunch of Oz 9 designs. We said yes. We're not THAT stupid.

Description: When you've done some nifty assassining and must get away quickly, it's time for ... nefarious running!

Description: She's feisty but ever-so-much-fun. And if you say differently, I hope you have a really good panic room.

Description: Designed to fit your phone.

Description: Show your support of indie audio drama podcast Y2K with this snazzy logo fireworks design! Designed by show creator Karin Heimdahl.

Description: You have Leet's Heroic Running shirt, now have a face-off in your dresser drawer with le Bichon Frise's Nefarious Running!

Description: If you know a woman who fits this description, get her a tee shirt or a pillow. You'll probably live longer.

Description: all the merch you could want with this guy on it!

Description: Joe mops up dead people. I don't think I'd let him make me a sandwich if I were you.

Description: Sweet and shirtless, our IT guy and password guesser extraordinaire would love to hang out with you. Literally, like he'd be hanging out WITH you.

Description: Olivia swears it's not her fault, but we're all starting to suspect that may be a lie of sorts.

Description: Oh, and if all your friends wanted to jump off a cliff, I suppose you'd do that too?

Description: There's probably a zombie in the corridor.

Description: Is there room on your chest for his? He is awfully well developed, as he'll happily tell you himself.

Description: Declare your outerspace-simian affiliation with pride and maybe a coffee mug!

Description: Wear your "I have poor leisure-time judgement" proudly and declare yourself to be the space monkey you are.

Description: If you spill your coffee, no worries! Your mug has the disclaimer built right in ...

Description: Can't you just hear Olivia saying this?

Description: Same day, same nonsense, says are oft-irritated Narrator. And yet, true professional, he shows up, hand over one ear, to appraise our listeners of the dumb stuff going on aboard the Oz 9.

Description: You know the saying, "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me"? Well, we'll have you! Join the proud ranks of the Oz 9 space monkeys, and you'll always have someone to eat lunch with.

Description: Spoiler alert: it often is.

Description: When cordon bleu dreams become burger-flippin' realities, you've got to stay professional. Which he ... mostly does.

Description: Our frequently grumbly Narrator doesn't have a ton of patience for the idiot crew of the Oz 9, but we love him anyway. For now.....

Description: He'd rather be narrating a nature special about rare equatorial polar bears or something, but he's making the best of it. When he's not sulking in his trailer....

Description: The perfect shirt to wear on those days when it just *is* your fault.

Description: 'It's "penguin," not "pingwing," and even your posh British accent can't save you here.' It's possible our Narrator suffers from a little professional jealousy...

Description: Not quite as wholesome as the Brady Bunch, but keeping it together for now.