Karin Heimdahl Tank Tops

His opinions are starting to flow as freely as that mane.

The designer's favorite, so you know it's good.

Need heroing? Never fear, Leet is on the way, as soon as he finds a shirt and figures out how to open the electric doors.

He knows Cpt Madeline isn't the smartest springbok on the savannah, but he hoped for better from Jessie.... The Oz 9 is full of disappointments.

Why does Joe always have his mop with him? Sandwiches.

He may not be too bright, but he lines up nicely.

Feeling a little rumbly and lightheaded? Seeing six of things and wishing for the sweet release of unconsciousness? Well, we WARNED you....

The amazing designer @karinheim graciously VOLUNTEERED to make us a bunch of Oz 9 designs. We said yes. We're not THAT stupid.

She's feisty but ever-so-much-fun. And if you say differently, I hope you have a really good panic room.

When you've done some nifty assassining and must get away quickly, it's time for ... nefarious running!

You have Leet's Heroic Running shirt, now have a face-off in your dresser drawer with le Bichon Frise's Nefarious Running!

If you know a woman who fits this description, get her a tee shirt or a pillow. You'll probably live longer.

Is there room on your chest for his? He is awfully well developed, as he'll happily tell you himself.

Wear your "I have poor leisure-time judgement" proudly and declare yourself to be the space monkey you are.

Same day, same nonsense, says are oft-irritated Narrator. And yet, true professional, he shows up, hand over one ear, to appraise our listeners of the dumb stuff going on aboard the Oz 9.

Spoiler alert: it often is.

You know the saying, "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me"? Well, we'll have you! Join the proud ranks of the Oz 9 space monkeys, and you'll always have someone to eat lunch with.

'It's "penguin," not "pingwing," and even your posh British accent can't save you here.' It's possible our Narrator suffers from a little professional jealousy...

When cordon bleu dreams become burger-flippin' realities, you've got to stay professional. Which he ... mostly does.

The perfect shirt to wear on those days when it just *is* your fault.

Sweet and shirtless, our IT guy and password guesser extraordinaire would love to hang out with you. Literally, like he'd be hanging out WITH you.

Our frequently grumbly Narrator doesn't have a ton of patience for the idiot crew of the Oz 9, but we love him anyway. For now.....

Not quite as wholesome as the Brady Bunch, but keeping it together for now.

He'd rather be narrating a nature special about rare equatorial polar bears or something, but he's making the best of it. When he's not sulking in his trailer....

Olivia swears it's not her fault, but we're all starting to suspect that may be a lie of sorts.

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