Squonk Merch

Original design by STRANGEOLOGY. Explore the world of weird with this cool and unique, Squonk Cryptid design which makes a great gift for any cryptozoology, ufology, mythical, paranormal, and legendary creature enthusiasts. Perfect for cryptid lovers and those who want to represent their home state with an awesome vintage shirt. Get weird and grab yours today and remember: home is where the cryptids & legends are.

The legendary Squonk, weeping cryptid of Pennsylvania's hemlock forests. This shirt "design" was based on an illustration by Coert Du Bois in Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods, With a Few Desert and Mountain Beasts, a 1910 "fantasy field guide" by William Thomas Cox (specifically as it was reprinted in the January 28, 1912 issue of the New York Daily Tribune).

a sad but cute little cryptid

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The squonk, an odd looking cryptid

The squonk is of a very retiring disposition, generally traveling about at twilight and dusk. Because of its misfitting skin, which is covered with warts and moles, it is always unhappy...Hunters who are good at tracking are able to follow a squonk by its tear-stained trail, for the animal weeps constantly. When cornered and escape seems impossible, or when surprised and frightened, it may even dissolve itself in tears. — William T. Cox, "The Squonk", Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods (1910)

Dedicated to roswell-newton on Tumblr. The squonk is a Pennsylvanian cryptid who lives in the woods and dissolves into a puddle of tears when attempts are made to capture it. *If you want a kinda tacky cryptid appreciation shirt for a different cryptid, just message me!

The squonk is a mythical creature that is reputed to live in the hemlock forests of northern Pennsylvania in the United States.

The Squonk, first described as a cryptid of Pennsylvania in 1910

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Do you has a sad? Is your serotonin low? Your spirit animal, the squonk, is here for you.

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Cute Sad Squonk Humor Pennsylvania Cryptid Creature with relatable humor makes a funny gift for cryptids lover. Squonk is cryptid that cries all the time because he felt he’s so ugly lol. This is part of my cryptidsocute illustration series, find me on on ig @cryptidsocute

Squonk. The cryptid that thinks its so ugly that it cries about it.

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It's okay little guy. We all have tough days.

I put the cry in cryptid! The squonk is a mythical creature that is reputed to live in the hemlock forests of northern Pennsylvania in the United States. Unlike many mythological creatures, the supposed physical characteristics of the squonk remain unchanged from the original written account, which states: The squonk is of a very retiring disposition, generally traveling about at twilight and dusk. Because of its misfitting skin, which is covered with warts and moles, it is always unhappy...Hunters who are good at tracking are able to follow a squonk by its tear-stained trail, for the animal weeps constantly. When cornered and escape seems impossible, or when surprised and frightened, it may even dissolve itself in tears.

The squonk is an unfortunate creature, and when frightened, it will melt into tears.

The saddest creature in the world dwells in the Hemlock forest of Pennsylvania.

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Known as perhaps the saddest and most pathetic creature on the planet, the Squonk resides in the Hemlock forests of NEPA, otherwise known as the Poconos which is where I originate from. This poor mythical piggy is described as having skin that doesn't fit well, covered in warts and boils and because of its hideous appearance it hides all the time and cries like I do when my favorite pizza place is closed.

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Home of the Squonk Pennsylvania T-shirt

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Squonk touched Mothman’s butt when visiting West Virginia and it was captured fir all to see.

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A perfect gift for the Squonk lover in your life this Day February 14th. Tell them I love you with this cute and funny Pennsylvania cryptid design Tell your romantic partner how much you love them with this cute and adorable vday cryptozoology gift. Perfect for boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives, friends & romantic lovers who can't get enough of their favorite legendary creature Original Design by Strangeology! Celebrate Valentines Day this year with this super fun and cute pig cryptid design! Be sure to check our store for more great designs!

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