Cave Johnson Stickers

Survived testing

Japan division

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He's right you know

After a long day of testing, testing, testing, sometimes it’s nice to not have a computer AI staring down at you, a turret searching for you, and to just curl up with your best friend in a little hideaway. Reminder, your standardized companion cube will never tell you to harm lab equipment and the cake is a lie. the cake is a lie the cake is a lie tne cal/e i$ a l!e yne eglc !$ g I!c

Portal's very own Cave Johnson giving the best advice on Lemons and Life... BURN THAT HOUSE DOWN!

Rick the Adventure Sphere! ...and the Pretty lady

Aperture Laboratories

A t-shirt with wheatley on it! YAY!

"What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space." "Space going to space can't wait." "Space..." "Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!" "Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again." "Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space." "Space space wanna go to space" "Space space going to space oh boy" "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!" "Oh. Play cool. Play cool. Here come the space cops. Here come the space cops." "Help me, space cops. Space cops, help." "Going to space going there c...

Stephen Merchant confirmed to present The Crystal Maze. So obviously a mashup between the TV show and his character in 'Portal' had to happen...

Portal. It is prohibited to use the portal. Nice gift. Buy and be exclusive. Imagine Having Somethings Exclusive That no one Has. Good idea to buy this design.

When lives gives you lemons, give them back, GET MAD! Demand to see life’s manager. Get your engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burn’s likes house down!

For SCIENCE!

Welcome to Aperture Labs. Enjoy your death! ...Uh, stay!

Portal Retro Japanese

Portal 2 is a 2012 Video Game developed by Valve Corporation.

Illustration of the portal gun with the gels and a dot hatch.

Technology

FRIENDS FOREEEEVER

WARNING! Improper use of the aperture science portable quantum tunneling device may result in fatal results! Contact a test associate for more information.

Aperture Science We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead

Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!

Inspired by the Blue Sky fanfic by Waffles.