Who can resist the enchanting Downton Abbey? Robert Crawley, Earl of Grantham, presides over a magic kingdom with a dapper ogre (Mr. Carson), a faerie godmother (Mrs. Hughes), trolls and goblins (Miss O’Brien and Thomas), flighty pixies (Daisy), a noble frog prince (John Bates) and his lady fair (Anna Smith), star-crossed lovers Lady Mary Crawley and her own Prince Charming, Matthew Crawley — with a sorceress pulling the strings behind the scenes (the Dowager Countess of Grantham, Violet Crawley). There’s even a dog (Isis)!
DID YOU KNOW it’s a practical impossibility for zombies to subsist on braaains, due to the effort required to crack open a human skull? DID YOU KNOW the “zombies eat braaains” meme originated in the 1985 film “The Return of the Living Dead”? DID YOU KNOW we think 10,600% is a crazy funny number, we don’t know why -- but the high cholesterol in the brain comes from the fatty myelin sheaths on the axons of the neurons?
Five strangers meet for the perfect crime: Mr. Orange (loincloth) from Bedrock; Mr. Brown (hair) from Arlen, Texas; Mr. Blue (pants) from Orbit City; Mr. Blonde (complexion) from Springfield; and Mr. White (shirt) from Quahog, Rhode Island. They don’t know each other’s name -- but they’ve got each other’s pop animation DNA.
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