Sarcastic Sarcasm Clever Simple Stickers

This is a thing you can buy, if you like.

Simple white letters on black background: "You can't cancel me, I'm already canceled." Well, for starters, "cancel culture" isn't a thing (beyond a right-wing scare word), but even if it was, I'm already canceled. Leave me alone.

Simple white letters on black background: "Vegetarians: Always gettin' freekeh." Oh, vegetarians. Always with the grains. And hopefully also appreciative of bad puns.

A bright green design including the word 'WHATEVER' in bold white text.

Simple white letters on black background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

If you buy this design you won't be basic anymore.

This is a thing you can buy, if you like.

Fluent in sarcasm? Express your wit with our 'I Speak Fluent Sarcasm' tee. This shirt is a conversation starter for those who appreciate the fine art of irony and clever comebacks. Make a statement with every word.

Simple white letters on black background: "Everything bagels imply the existence of nothing bagels." Put them in the same category as the inconvenience store, and the sad hour. Makes you think, dunnit.

Simple white letters on black background: "Vegans: Always gettin' freekeh." Oh, vegans. Always with the grains. And hopefully also appreciative of bad puns.

Simple white letters on black background: "VERY BUSY & IMMENSELY IMPORTANT". Things to do, people to see, donuts to eat, walls to stare at. Might be a good time to catch up on Tiger King.

Simple white letters on black background: "I mean!!!" Sometimes there are no words. I can't even.

Simple white letters on black background: "Cats not kids." The child-free among us know that kittens are superior to babies in certain ways, and right now at least, it's cats not kids. Maybe there'll be kids later - or maybe never.

Simple white letters on black background: "Going through the motions." If you're exhausted you're completely normal. It's been a helluva time. You're doing fine. Keep going.

I hope it's not actually your favorite...but they don't need to know that.

"You Look Really Funny Doing That With Your Head" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

There’s an old saying about catching flies with honey and this is a funny take on it. I've seen jokes similar to this, but I decided to add on the extra bit about choosing your own adventure.

Simple white letters on black background: "Pro Oxford comma." Frankly it's the only acceptable position on the Oxford comma but sometimes you gotta let your grammar flag fly.

Simple black and white angry laughing cat face design. Hope you like it!

Simple white letters on black background: "Cats not kids." The child-free among us know that kittens are superior to babies in certain ways, and right now at least, it's cats not kids. Maybe there'll be kids later - or maybe never.

Simple white letters on black background: "hermit". Some of us just aren't people people. Maybe you prefer your couch to a bar and your TV to a conversation partner. You might be a hermit. Embrace it.

Simple white letters on black background: "AWK-WARD". OMG really? He didn't say that?! She couldn't possibly have - OMG. For the eternally awkward among us. Revel in it.

Simple white letters on black background: Leave me alone. I'm doomscrolling. And who could blame you after a pandemic and an attempted insurrection? If you expect the worst then good news can be a pleasant surprise, if any ever comes.

Simple white letters on black background: "Pandemic achievement unlocked: Wore pants during Zoom call." In these hellacious times, take the wins where you find them. Wore pants? Trophy for you. It has a little bronze coronavirus on top. Wearing pants.

Roll the dice and revel in the irony of fate with this playful and irreverent design. Whether you're a lover of dark humor, or simply someone who appreciates life's little quirks, our tee is sure to resonate. Let our tee serve as a reminder to take life's wins and losses in stride, to laugh in the face of adversity, and to find beauty in the chaos. Whether you're riding high on a winning streak or embracing your inner underdog, our tee is the perfect companion for every twist and turn. Embrace the thrill of the unknown and celebrate the absurdity of life with our "Born to Lose, Live to Lose Again" design.

Simple white letters on black background: "awkward". You have two left feet, one of them's constantly in your mouth, and your photo smile looks like that apologizing cat. Who cares?! Embrace your awkwardness. You're fab the way you are.

Simple white letters on black background: "geriatric millennial". Look, don't bristle at it; embrace it. There's nothing wrong with growing old and with all the damage those boomers are doing, you might be the last generation that gets to.

"BLAH, BLAH, BLAH" artwork delivers a bold statement. Its repetitive text creates a fun and relatable vibe, perfect for those who appreciate humor and straightforward design. A great addition to any space for a touch of light-heartedness.

I Don't Care - Red Rectangle

A sarcastic humorous design for terrible times.

"I Say What Everybody Else Is Thinking" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

Simple white letters on black background: "a bit much". Are you strong, obstinate, maybe even stubborn or willful? Are you British or Australian and need understatement to live? Maybe this is for you.

Simple white letters on black background: "Excuse me, is this the queue for the apocalypse?" Yeah, it's the end times; get in line. Because we're all waiting for the end of the world but we still wanna be polite.

Simple Clean Sarcastic

Simple white letters on black background: "No tengo ganas." Whatever it is - I don't want to. And I don't have to.

"I Say Inappropriate Things" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.