Deadpan Stickers
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "a bit sweary". Whether the air around you is constantly blue, people liken you to a sailor, or you just like the odd cuss word, maybe give people a heads-up. For the mildly profane.
"a bit sweary" in plain white letters - because profanity is the way Sticker
by TheBestWords
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Current mental state: 100% exhausted, 0% thoughts. The ultimate deadpan cat face for students, programmers, and tired office workers.
Funny Exhausted Purple Cat Deadpan Mood Sticker
by KidGeneration_TK
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.
"I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." in plain white letters - when your patience is tested Sticker
by TheBestWords
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am out of bed. I have better things do, like nap.
Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am out of bed. Sticker
by Chestify
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised". Some of us are literal. And we have teeth. Just stay away.
"don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised" in plain white letters Sticker
by TheBestWords
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Make it make sense." Because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane. WTF is going on? Can you explain it to me?
"Make it make sense." in plain white letters - cos this is truly the stupidest timeline Sticker
by TheBestWords
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.
"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely Sticker
by TheBestWords
$3.15 $3.50
Description: No, that's not a typo at the end of your email - "please hesitate to contact me". I hope this email finds you. Or not. Just leave me alone; we're all exhausted.
"please hesitate to contact me" in plain white letters, cos leave me alone Sticker
by TheBestWords
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.
"At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." in plain white letters - nothing left to lose Sticker
by TheBestWords
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Artificial Intelligence: Not as great a threat as natural stupidity." Yeah. People are stupid which is why we can't have nice things. Like democracy.
"Artificial Intelligence: Not as great a threat as natural stupidity." in plain white letters - we'll be our own downfall Sticker
by TheBestWords
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Word of the day (everyday), say what you're thinking without saying a word. Great for introverts, mood gremlins, and anti-small-talk warriors.
Antisocial I Hate People (Classic Misanthrope) Sticker
by Seven Bears Designs
$3.15 $3.50
I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself Sticker
by CosmicEquine Art
$3.15 $3.50
Description: A white "NON" gives way to a heavy red "ESSENTIAL." in a split-word headline that flips the meaning of the word with a single color change. Blunt, dry and built for anyone who suspects the org chart has them down as optional. A fun pick for office veterans, middle managers, cubicle dwellers and fans of dark workplace humor.
Nonessential Split Word Typography Dark Corporate Satire Deadpan Office Humor Sticker
by Fisheyed Graphics
$3.15 $3.50
Description: A deadpan pink cat goes trick or treating with a tiny pumpkin bucket, surrounded by cute ghosts and Halloween stars. Perfect for cat lovers who prefer their Halloween a little more cute, quirky, and sarcastic.
Deadpan Pink Cat Halloween Trick or Treat Cute Spooky Cat Sticker
by Ji Illustrator
$3.15 $3.50
I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself Sticker
by CosmicEquine Art
$3.15 $3.50
This is my Second Rodeo | Not a noob anymore Sticker
by anycolordesigns
$3.15 $3.50
Description: A deadpan NYC Pizza Rat with a straight-faced attitude, red cap and subway reflections in his shades. A gritty retro graphic inspired by New York subway culture, underground street style and the city's legendary Pizza Rat.
Pizza Rat NYC Subway Deadpan Vintage Streetwear Sticker
by MayaDelaye
$3.15 $3.50
I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself Sticker
by Impasto Ocean Gallery
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Jan. 1851: Russian author Leo Tolstoy confides to his diary that he'd fallen in love at a party, and then as an afterthought - "Bought a horse which I don't need at all." Ah yes, unnecessary horse; who hasn't been there?! Style variations available.
Obscure literary quotes: Leo Tolstoy's unnecessary horse (black handwriting on parchment) Sticker
by Ofeefee
$3.15 $3.50
Description: A heavy white "ROUNDING" meets a stark red "ERROR." in a punchy two-tone headline that treats a person as a decimal nobody will miss. Dry, dark and built for anyone who has ever watched their contribution vanish into a spreadsheet footnote. A fun pick for accountants, analysts, finance teams, data nerds and fans of deadpan numbers humor.
Rounding Error Dark Corporate Satire Typography Deadpan Accounting Humor Red White Sticker
by Fisheyed Graphics
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Hilarious deadpan selfie of an unimpressed tabby cat stuffed into a colorful oversized knitted reindeer holiday sweater by the decorated Christmas tree.
Cat in Ugly Christmas Sweater Funny Deadpan Selfie Sticker
by Fukilicky
$3.15 $3.50
Description: "LOW" in stark white capitals leads into a heavy red "PRIORITY." that reads like a verdict stamped on a ticket. Dry, deadpan and built for anyone who has ever sat at the bottom of someone else's to-do list. A fun pick for project managers, support desk veterans, overworked teams and fans of dark office humor.
Low Priority Dark Corporate Satire Typography Deadpan Office Humor Red and White Sticker
by Fisheyed Graphics
$3.15 $3.50
I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself Sticker
by Impasto Ocean Gallery
$3.15 $3.50
Description: A deadpan black cat grips a bloodstained knife before a purple moon, with bats, bare branches, and questioning lettering below.
Deadpan Cat Beneath the Lavender Moon Sticker
by BURRITO BREATH WORKS
$3.15 $3.50
If The Women Don't Find You Handsome They Should At Least Find You Handy Sticker
by ilvms_print
$3.15 $3.50
