Current offer expires in
-- H
-- M
-- S
Up to 40% Off Sitewide
Shop Now
Cover image
Profile image
AJ Hartley is a New York Times bestselling novelist, screen writer, YouTuber, and Shakespeare Professor.
Charlotte, NC, USA

Cards

Oh, for the love of God, will somebody get me a beer? Card
Main Tag:  

Description: I'm too sober for this shit.

Tags: alcohol, beer, beer lover gift, funny gift, funnytee

Oh, for the love of God, will somebody get me a beer? Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

this is why we can't have nice things Card
Main Tag:  

Description: "this is why we can't have nice things"

Tags: antisocial, bitter, cynical, disillusion, funny

this is why we can't have nice things Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

where are we going, and what am I doing in this handbasket? Card
Main Tag:  

Description: funny slogan for the times we live in, with crow on basket

Tags: end times, funny, going to hell, going to hell in a handbasket

where are we going, and what am I doing in this handbasket? Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

self-own, but still right Card
Main Tag:  

Description: For language fans who can actually do research

Tags: anti meme, book lover, geek, literature, nerd

self-own, but still right Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Make America fractionally less stupid and hateful than it was Card

Description: Not sure when America was great for all its citizens. It sure seems stupid and hateful now. How about we change that?

Tags: anti fascist, anti maga, anti trump, be kind, democrat

Make America fractionally less stupid and hateful than it was Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

AI "art" isn't Card

Description: AI doesn't make art. It compiles what it sole from real artists.

Tags: ai, ai art, artificial intelligence, pro human art, quote

AI "art" isn't Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Brutus parting with Cassius, from Julius Caesar Card

Description: Brutus' final words to Cassius before the battle which will see them both die

Tags: book lover, literature, moving, parting, poignant

Brutus parting with Cassius, from Julius Caesar Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Be careful what you say Card
Main Tag:  

Description: smart ass remarks for smar people

Tags: cute, funny, humor, motivational words, quotes

Be careful what you say Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Hideki Smith warrior Card

Description: art inspired by Hideki Smith, Demon Queller, a novel by AJ Hartley

Tags: adventure, aj hartley, book, book lover, japanese

Hideki Smith warrior Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

The overthinking English Major Card

Description: funny slogan for English Majors

Tags: book lover, books, bookworm, language student, librarian

The overthinking English Major Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Impending Doom Card
Main Tag:  

Description: funny spin on mood

Tags: champagne, doom, frodo, funny, gandalf

Impending Doom Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Sorry about the writer shirt Card
Main Tag:  

Description: shirt for writers

Tags: author, funny slogan

Sorry about the writer shirt Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Certainty is easy (white text) Card

Description: Certainty is easy when you're stupid

Tags: ambiguity, book lover, books, bookworm, certainty

Certainty is easy (white text) Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Certainty is easy (black text) Card
Main Tag:  

Description: snappy slogan

Tags: book, book lover, books, bookworm, certainty

Certainty is easy (black text) Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Fail better Card

Description: Quote from Samuel Beckett

Tags: aj hartley, beckett, fail again, fail better, samuel beckett

Fail better Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Bokura wa! (Front only) Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Putting the 'we' in The One.

Tags: japanese, kanji, monochrome, bokura wa

Bokura wa! (Front only) Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Bokura wa! Card
Main Tag:  

Description: The word which binds all Kitsune together, the "we" in The One, the Monochrome call.

Tags: rock, characters, japanese, kanji, monochrome

Bokura wa! Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Person most likely to talk too much... Card

Description: Artwork connected to YouTuber AJ Hartley

Tags: babymetal, youtuber, aj hartley

Person most likely to talk too much... Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Monsters in the Mirror Card

Description: Artwork for AJ Hartley's novel series

Tags: middle grade fiction, book, novel, adventure

Monsters in the Mirror Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Book Banning Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Anti book banning art by AJ Hartley

Tags: fascism, books, book nerd, bookaholic, anti fascist

Book Banning Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Cold Bath Street Card

Description: Artwork for AJ Hartley's novel Cold Bath Street

Tags: spooky, thriller, preston, ghost

Cold Bath Street Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Babymetal cocktail (black text) Card
Main Tag:  

Description: artwork inspired by AJ Hartley's Babymetal cocktails

Tags: drink, metal, cocktail, rock

Babymetal cocktail (black text) Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Babymetal cocktail (white text) Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Artwork for AJ Hartley's baby metal cocktails

Tags: metal, rock, cocktail, drink

Babymetal cocktail (white text) Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Burning Shakespeare (no background panel) Card

Description: Artwork for AJ Hartley's Burning Shakespeare novel, minus background panel

Tags: shakespeare, shakespeare quote, william shakespeare, aj hartley, bookworm

Burning Shakespeare (no background panel) Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Steeplejack (no background panel) Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Artwork for AJ Hartley's Steeplejack novel series (minus background panel)

Tags: adventure, novel, aj hartley

Steeplejack (no background panel) Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Metal Fan Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Artwork inspired by AJ Hartley's YouTube channel on Japanese rock music

Tags: youtube, kitsune, aj hartley, music, rock

Metal Fan Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Burning Shakespeare Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Illustration of AJ Hartley's fantasy novel about a demonic attempt to wipe the Bard from history

Tags: shakespeare quote, literature, william shakespeare, novel, author

Burning Shakespeare Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Steeplejack Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Art inspired by AJ Hartley's Young Adult adventure novel, Steeplejack

Tags: adventure, young adult, book, thriller, book lover

Steeplejack Card

by Author AJ Hartley

$5.00 $6.00

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Cart Preview (0)

Kids Apparel

Accessories

Home Goods

Sort & Filter