Apocrypals

"The beginning of the good news of Jesus Christ, the Son of God." The Gospel According to Mark 1:1, Apocrypals episode 7. Art by the multi-talented Erica Henderson

"After God created Adam, who was alone, He said, 'It is not good for man to be alone.' He then created a woman for Adam, from the earth, as He had created Adam himself, and called her Lilith. Adam and Lilith immediately began to fight. She said, 'I will not lie below,' and he said, 'I will not lie beneath you, but only on top. For you are fit only to be in the bottom position, while I am to be the superior one.' Lilith responded, 'We are equal to each other inasmuch as we were both created from the earth.' But they would not listen to one another. When Lilith saw this, she pronounced the Ineffable Name and flew away into the air."--The Alphabet of Ben-Sira. Lilith the screech owl by the inimitable Erica Henderson. Put her above your body

Now you don't have to explain it out loud, you can just point to your shirt. This festive design made nice by Dylan Todd, based on a concept by yr boy Benito.

It's your ever humble Sons of Thunder Chris and Benito depicted in the forms of their namesake saints, the cynocephalic Saint Christopher and the always-thorny-never-horny Benedict of Nursia. Art by award-deserving cartoonist Tom Epiphanius Fowler.

Album cover for "Santa is Real" by country gospel duo, The Lovuin Borthers.

The Hebrew word “justice” (צדק, tsedek, sedek, ṣedeq).

The Hebrew word for "alive" (חי, chai, ḥai), a common symbol of life in Judaism.

The Saint Benedict Medal is a Christian sacramental medal containing symbols and text related to the life of Saint Benedict of Nursia, used by Roman Catholics, as well as Anglicans, Lutherans, Methodists and the Western Orthodox, in the Benedictine Christian tradition, especially votarists and oblates.

The poster Erica Henderson drew for our season 2 Kickstarter!

Our second Patreon shirt with our classic Every Story Ever catch phrase!

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