Apocrypals

"For I will remove the names of the Baals from her mouth, and they shall be mentioned by name no more." -- Hosea 2:17 A design for those who want to condemn others for their infidelity to the Lord of Israel. Killer image by Krakadoom Designs https://society6.com/krakadoom/designs

“By the deceit of my lips strike down the slave with the prince and the prince with his servant; crush their arrogance by the hand of a woman.” The Book of Judith 9:10, Apocrypals episode 22. Art by Eisner award winner Erica Henderson

"The beginning of the good news of Jesus Christ, the Son of God." The Gospel According to Mark 1:1, Apocrypals episode 7. Art by the multi-talented Erica Henderson

"After God created Adam, who was alone, He said, 'It is not good for man to be alone.' He then created a woman for Adam, from the earth, as He had created Adam himself, and called her Lilith. Adam and Lilith immediately began to fight. She said, 'I will not lie below,' and he said, 'I will not lie beneath you, but only on top. For you are fit only to be in the bottom position, while I am to be the superior one.' Lilith responded, 'We are equal to each other inasmuch as we were both created from the earth.' But they would not listen to one another. When Lilith saw this, she pronounced the Ineffable Name and flew away into the air."--The Alphabet of Ben-Sira. Lilith the screech owl by the inimitable Erica Henderson. Put her above your body

“Blessed are they that are yoked under the preaching of your commandments.”—The Acts of Xanthippe, Polyxena, and Rebecca, Apocrypals episode 57. Art by the inimitable Erica Henderson

Now you don't have to explain it out loud, you can just point to your shirt. This festive design made nice by Dylan Todd, based on a concept by yr boy Benito.

It's your ever humble Sons of Thunder Chris and Benito depicted in the forms of their namesake saints, the cynocephalic Saint Christopher and the always-thorny-never-horny Benedict of Nursia. Art by award-deserving cartoonist Tom Epiphanius Fowler.

Album cover for "Santa is Real" by country gospel duo, The Lovuin Borthers.

The Hebrew word “justice” (צדק, tsedek, sedek, ṣedeq).

The Hebrew word for "alive" (חי, chai, ḥai), a common symbol of life in Judaism.

The Saint Benedict Medal is a Christian sacramental medal containing symbols and text related to the life of Saint Benedict of Nursia, used by Roman Catholics, as well as Anglicans, Lutherans, Methodists and the Western Orthodox, in the Benedictine Christian tradition, especially votarists and oblates.

Our original logo with artwork by Rusty Shackles!

The poster Erica Henderson drew for our season 2 Kickstarter!

Punch More Nazis.

Our second Patreon shirt with our classic Every Story Ever catch phrase!