Want to watch TV tonight? Nah. I want to watch my PHONE tonight, son. Let's get our premium, short-form, turn-style, mobile-online on, beotches! Quibi is for Millennials, and Quibi is LIT AF. Yeaaaah boyeeee.
Kids these days have it too good. Back in my day I had to walk 15 miles to school ... which was for an affordable college degree I could easily pay for from my well-paying summer job. Then I graduated into a healthy economy, bought a mansion for peanuts, and accumulated vast wealth in investments, savings, and my retirement account -- all the while kicking the bill and fallout at future generations. Now they want healthcare!? Young people are so spoiled!
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It’s important to remember that Bird Law in this country is not governed by reason. That is why, more than ever, the world needs qualified graduates in this ill-understood, often ignored area of legal concern.
As a graduate of the Philadelphia School of Bird Law you shall, naturally, want to demonstrate your immense knowledge and understanding of the ornithologial statute book- all the better for finding jobs as legal counsel in this niche market- with some classic PSBL merch.
Those Harvard, Yale, UCLA, Oxford, Cambridge, UCL and Sorbonne types walk around like they own the fudging place with all thier book-learning and LLM bull. Show your top legal credentials now, and spend money on one of these to have and be an owner of, t...
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A Bates Motel Staff shirt is the only way to survive a night there. If you’re not staff, then you might as well be called a victim. Take a hint from Alfred Hitchcock’s movie Psycho. There is no getting out alive.
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