Shorts
Description: Everyone knows Che Guevara is famous for having his face on a t-shirt, but did you know that he was a real-life historical figure [and not a Disney princess]? Yes, in actuality, this man fought against capitalism in a communist revolution. It is the height of irony to slap his likeness on a t-shirt that is sold for profit to the progeny of the capitalists he opposed. Now that the history lesson is over, and we're selling out, why not go all-in? This mercenary is for hire!
Description: Kids these days have it too good. Back in my day I had to walk 15 miles to school ... which was for an affordable college degree I could easily pay for from my well-paying summer job. Then I graduated into a healthy economy, bought a mansion for peanuts, and accumulated vast wealth in investments, savings, and my retirement account -- all the while kicking the bill and fallout at future generations. Now they want healthcare!? Young people are so spoiled!
Description: It’s important to remember that Bird Law in this country is not governed by reason. That is why, more than ever, the world needs qualified graduates in this ill-understood, often ignored area of legal concern. As a graduate of the Philadelphia School of Bird Law you shall, naturally, want to demonstrate your immense knowledge and understanding of the ornithologial statute book- all the better for finding jobs as legal counsel in this niche market- with some classic PSBL merch. Those Harvard, Yale, UCLA, Oxford, Cambridge, UCL and Sorbonne types walk around like they own the fudging place with all thier book-learning and LLM bull. Show your top legal credentials now, and spend money on one of these to have and be an owner of, t...
