Description: A mouse's asshole is a grey area, Where the law's concerned it's always Black & White - Stay on the right side of the law!

Description: Dark Humor, Van was Cool, Candy Sucked!

Description: Inspired by 35 year old movies and required Halloween styling

Description: Let'em know what you go (or what you're looking for!) Great Cock!

Description: Show-off your WS enjoyment 'lil pup!

Description: Make someone's day a whole lot better.. Let 'em Sniff your Armpits! "Sorry you had a bad day you can sniff my pits if you want"

Description: Pit's Hot Dogs - "If you like the taste of Hot dogs - You'll love the taste of Pit's"

Description: I LOVE BEAR PITS (Not That Kinda Bear, not that Kinda Pit) Hot Hairy Men with Hot Sweaty Armpits! YES!!!

Description: MY OWNER BEATS ME

Description: I'm not fucking stupid. I mean, I used to. But we broke up.

Description: Poppers are Fine but.. Pit Stink is Great! Armpit Fetish Gear

Description: Let 'em know your into it! :) Your foot, My face.

Description: Wear your Armpit Fetish with Pride: "Let's Sniff Pits & Fuck!"

Description: Are your Pits worthy to be called sniff bait?

Description: Dad Joke: A Goldfish in a Septic tank isn't Swimming, It's just going through the Motions

Description: YES YOU CAN ACTUALLY ORDER the "Sold Out" Design

Description: They call me "Cum Fingers"

Description: Available as TWO SIDED T-Shirt ONLY Front says: TRY ME Back says: TRIED & TESTED (w/ Cum on Finger Smiley)

Description: My Mind is in the Gutter and My Balls are down Here

Description: You know what you are - you know what you want - Rank Pig

Description: Advertise your strengths or what you seek...? Hairy Pits P.S. A note from us, If you shave your armpits - PLEASE STOP! :)

Description: Let 'em know why you're sweaty! With our "GYM SWEAT" design. Nothing better than an Alpha who's ripe with a little Gym Sweat am I right?!! :)

Description: Don't Bully Me - I'll Cum The conversation starter!

Description: Do You or Someone you know Deserve this Shirt?

Description: Let your love of Pits shine thru discretely with our PitStop design

Description: Bears Specific - I prefer Pits over Tits

Description: You Didn't read that right

Description: Camping can be REAL Fun! - Sometimes can get a little intense.. Sometimes get Two In Tents!

Description: "I prefer Pits over Tits"

Description: KINKPIGS - If Today Is Monday I Showered Yesterday - Wear it ANY day and watch people work out when you last showered! :D LMAO

Description: Armpits are Ripe & Ready - Come get 'em fellas!

Description: Just a simple Lube logo to get 'em in the mood :)

Description: My Pits are up Here - Tanktop

Description: Have some humor at your Pride Parade or maybe your leg day workout? Support your LGBTQ fitness buddy or just get noticed!

Description: Sex or Waiter - Sometimes it's all you want!

Description: WARNING - MY SENSE OF HUMOR MIGHT HURT YOUR FEELINGS! Some people should come with a Warning Label :)