I LOVE BEAR PITS (Not That Kinda Bear, not that Kinda Pit) Hot Hairy Men with Hot Sweaty Armpits! YES!!!

MY OWNER BEATS ME

Poppers are Fine but.. Pit Stink is Great! Armpit Fetish Gear

Pit's Hot Dogs - "If you like the taste of Hot dogs - You'll love the taste of Pit's"

Let 'em know your into it! :) Your foot, My face.

Wear your Armpit Fetish with Pride: "Let's Sniff Pits & Fuck!"

Are your Pits worthy to be called sniff bait?

Dad Joke: A Goldfish in a Septic tank isn't Swimming, It's just going through the Motions

They call me "Cum Fingers"

YES YOU CAN ACTUALLY ORDER the "Sold Out" Design

You know what you are - you know what you want - Rank Pig

Advertise your strengths or what you seek...? Hairy Pits P.S. A note from us, If you shave your armpits - PLEASE STOP! :)

Make someone's day a whole lot better.. Let 'em Sniff your Armpits! "Sorry you had a bad day you can sniff my pits if you want"

Let 'em know why you're sweaty! With our "GYM SWEAT" design. Nothing better than an Alpha who's ripe with a little Gym Sweat am I right?!! :)

Don't Bully Me - I'll Cum The conversation starter!

Do You or Someone you know Deserve this Shirt?

Let your love of Pits shine thru discretely with our PitStop design

Bears Specific - I prefer Pits over Tits

You Didn't read that right

Camping can be REAL Fun! - Sometimes can get a little intense.. Sometimes get Two In Tents!

"I prefer Pits over Tits"

Armpits are Ripe & Ready - Come get 'em fellas!

Just a simple Lube logo to get 'em in the mood :)

Have some humor at your Pride Parade or maybe your leg day workout? Support your LGBTQ fitness buddy or just get noticed!

Sex or Waiter - Sometimes it's all you want!

WARNING - MY SENSE OF HUMOR MIGHT HURT YOUR FEELINGS! Some people should come with a Warning Label :)

KINKPIGS - "Pit Pig" Get your Piggy on with our unique and exclusive Armpit Fetish Pig. Sniff, Lick & Enjoy!

When ya' Love Nipples & Armpits!

Elevator Humor - Life - Dead Inside - Stinky armpits

Have a laugh at her expense - whether she IS pregnant or whether she's just put on a few pounds!

Great arrangement - "You Buy Dinner & The Sex is Free! "

The Scent of Man Musk

KINKYPIGS - Advertise that you're the TOP - The POWER TOP in the relationship!

CAUTION - DRIVER MASTURBATING - Wear as a t-Shirt or place sticker / magnet on back of your vehicle :)

KINKYPIGS - Own What you are - A POWER BOTTOM -

Ruin Christmas Dinner with the family! Scare of Potential Dates at the bar! Or Just let 'em think!