Maintenance Phase

Fuck ideas.

Fuck ideas!

Inspired by the bleak leek "soup" from “French Women Don't Get Fat” book episode.

The resounding enthusiastically unenthusiastic meh!

Pigeon and popsicle design!

Just the logo!

Capitalism and racism and ableism, oh my!

"I am livid and I want to take you to Lividtown with me."

For anyone else who has a little charcuterie platter of anxiety disorders.

"Put me in the debunk bed."

Citation needed, my guy!

No one's gonna build a statue to people who say "It's a little more complicated! We don't necessarily disagree, but can we slow down?"

A truly radical proposal: treat fat people like people!

Ed McMahon's favorite meal plan. And remember: martinis don't count!

Everyone's favorite poop euphemism!

A favorite quote from our Snake Oil episode (about the state of medicine in the midwest in the 19th century), then requested SO MUCH by our listeners from Ohio.

A real ~look~ for all our fat ladies about town!

We've already tried your diet.

Mike's astute remark from our Twinkie Defense episode, by popular demand! White and teal design is ideal for deeper colors.