Maintenance Phase

Description: Fuck ideas.

Description: Fuck ideas!

Description: Inspired by the bleak leek "soup" from “French Women Don't Get Fat” book episode.

Description: The resounding enthusiastically unenthusiastic meh!

Description: Pigeon and popsicle design!

Description: Capitalism and racism and ableism, oh my!

Description: "I am livid and I want to take you to Lividtown with me."

Description: For anyone else who has a little charcuterie platter of anxiety disorders.

Description: "Put me in the debunk bed."

Description: Citation needed, my guy!

Description: No one's gonna build a statue to people who say "It's a little more complicated! We don't necessarily disagree, but can we slow down?"

Description: A maintenance phase classic!

Description: A truly radical proposal: treat fat people like people!

Description: Ed McMahon's favorite meal plan. And remember: martinis don't count!

Description: Everyone's favorite poop euphemism!

Description: We've already tried your diet.